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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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@OneHundredToLose Swallowed beer bottle cap0
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His airplane crashed at sea0
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A mugger killed her billionaire parents in a dark alley. She lived the rest of her life training for the day she could take to the streets and claim revenge on the city that wronged her via vigilante-style justice. The first night out she jumped off of a tall building, shattered both of her legs in several places and died of blood loss...in a dark alley.0
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Got swept out into the ocean by a riptide. By the time he got out he was too tired to make it back.0
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He chocked on a sandwich0
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She chocked on grammer0
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Blankly4200 wrote: »She chocked on grammer
He was chock full of jokes and keeled over as a result0 -
He fell into a vat of boiling vegetable oil0
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House landed on him in a tornado0
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Went cow tippin' and the cow tipped the wrong way. She was crushed.0
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He survived the stuffed animal assault, crawled his way into the woods and came upon a fire where a ravenous vampire made him get blood bag for life
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Got caught in an avalanche. Crushed0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »
Started a cult against the new star wars movie and drank poisonous kool-aid0 -
Was gunned down by George Lucas's security force when she tried to avenge my death by taking out the guy who sold Star Wars to freaking Disney0
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Bouncing Betty cut her in half.0
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Mighty duck destroyed0
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Fell onto a pair of scissors repeatedly...so the policr report said0
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Broken heart when @Michael_Lucas unfriended her0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »i don't know probably cancer. i'm sure by then we will have lost touch because it's not like i'm his bff or anything.
...she choked on her anger at Michael ..had a coronary
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@sunn_lighter Probably cleverness because she has a knack for it0
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She will leave her knight alone in the woods and be set upon by bears.0
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Choked on his duck..don't know what it was doing in his mouth
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Kicked in the stomach by a kangaroo. Caused internal bleeding.0
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