How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

Was struck down by an angry ex bff

blu_de_ville

Got strangled during orgasm

pie_eyes

natural causes

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tangled up and choked to death in an adult bedroom swing.

pie_eyes

Tangled up and ducked around in a duck machine

slimgirljo15

I don't know who killed him...shhhh molly I got your alibi

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slimgirljo15

Jumped off a building clutching a stuffed duck.....

pie_eyes

@sunn_lighter Threw herself in front of a car

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hit somebody in a car and blood splattered his windshield. Swerved into oncoming traffic.

slimgirljo15

Alcohol poisoning

jbuzzed

Insomnia

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DrFever100

Death by chocolate lol

slimgirljo15

Cursed by a witch doctor..just faded away

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Death by snu snu

slimgirljo15

Fell into a wood chipper...or was he pushed ?

pie_eyes

Choked on lipstick in the car

slimgirljo15

Skate board accident

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was told she could be anything she wanted if she tried hard enough and applied herself. Apparently what she wanted to be was a shish kabob.

pie_eyes

Apparently

slimgirljo15

Went sky diving ..the chute didn't open

pie_eyes

Went skydiving

slimgirljo15

He caught me but was crushed under my body

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lunidevojka

Got burned by the sunlight after not going in it for years.

slimgirljo15

Spontaneous combustion..theory was..too much vodka ..

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't check her boots for spiders before she put them on.

jbuzzed

Strangled by rapunzel impersonator

slimgirljo15

Someone stole his duck..died of a broken heart