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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • MaggieAustin15
    MaggieAustin15 Posts: 249 Member
    at the end of a razorblade
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited February 2016
    Killed by a McDonald's employee while at the drive-thru because they wouldn't super-size her buffalo wing sauce for the 50 chicken nuggets she ordered. When the paramedics arrived, they found her just outside her car clenching her receipt with her left hand and the white/yellow/red striped straw through her throat. The employee was reprimanded and suspended 3 days with pay for getting the order wrong. She had ordered a diet coke not a mellow yellow...
  • MaggieAustin15
    MaggieAustin15 Posts: 249 Member
    OMG lol bu he dies from walking 5 miles in a snowstorm eventually freezing into what people think is a very detailed ice sculpture and slowly dies a pain numbing cold death while people pass him by observing the work of art nature has created
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    After winning the spelling bee in back to back years, she dies of sadness after finding out that the statistics show that the average spelling bee winner doesn't engage in human sex until 32 years of age. She did the math and realized when her first encounter would be and although they'll always need her and feed her, they won't love her until she's 64...
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
    Was carjacked on the way to cash in his winning powerball ticket and was left to bleed to death on the side of the road, with the winning ticket in his hand
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    bends to pick up grocery bags and old car in front back-fires on his face
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Crucified by a bunch of "clean eating" MFP fanatics for his many transgressions and general heresy.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Died from a disease that she could not pronounce so she figured it couldn't be that bad so she was never treated for it...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Insulted the great leader while in North Korea, and was fed to his many hungry dogs. :(
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    accidental anesthetic overdose at a dentist
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
    Eaten by hungry beavers
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    electric shock from the appliance while curling the hair
  • MaggieAustin15
    MaggieAustin15 Posts: 249 Member
    Sacrificed for a ritual known to give members ultimate bodies
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    lol

    broken neck while giving practical exam for Association of Cheerleading Coaches
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Choked on a bone
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    edited February 2016
    now that would be a 'boner' (a stupid mistake I mean) :p
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Died from consuming expired milk while being breast-fed by an elderly woman...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Had his arms ripped off and beaten to death by an elderly woman
  • zbakrjc
    zbakrjc Posts: 87 Member
    Eaten alive by a pack of dingo.

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    zbakrjc wrote: »
    Eaten alive by a pack of dingo.

    zbakrjc

    No thats scary ..how did you know I was australian?

    Bad batch of ecstacy..OD
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 11,701 Member
    Suffocated when she stepped into an elevator which went UP into space ala Willie Wonka's chocolate factory...
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She went blind watching too many movies for too many hours of too many days month after month year after year!

    Then tripped over her coffee table getting up for a snack and busted her head!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Alien pregnancy..that little sucker..tore its way right out of her
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    elephants ran over her at the zoo
  • angiep153
    angiep153 Posts: 267 Member
    I killed him
  • angiep153
    angiep153 Posts: 267 Member
    Jk he ate poison that I may or may not have given him
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Death by electrocution
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
    her red lipstick was poisonous
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Well..he was naked ...and..oh ..I just can't talk about it...

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