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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Myki3012
    Myki3012 Posts: 152 Member
    Adidas will put a contract on her life because she's advertising for Nike way to efficiently.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Laying in the bathtub and hairdryer fell in ..ziiiittt
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Some joker put superglue on the inside of the mask. Confined to a life of anonymity, he turns to crime fighting using his username to spread fear into the hearts of criminals wherever they are.

    He gets beaten up on his first assignment, the ambulance accelerates away too quickly and he falls out of the back on the stretcher. It plummets down a grass bank into a river where he drowns.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Expired Cheetos
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    tried to be cool and lay on a bed of nails, only he put only two nails on the board. Needless to say, he impaled himself.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Tragic selfie accident while on location filming Girls Gone Wild...
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
    being hit in the head by a tennis club
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Restless leg syndrome while competing in the X-treme Sit and be Fit competition...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Died from head trauma when she took a watermelon to the head while watching Gallagher's act...
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    he squeezed into a pair of really tight skinny jeans. He looked AH-MAY-ZING!!!! but he couldn't bend his knees and he fell on his face and broke his nose...which pierced his brain. Bled out. Stilled looked good though.

    hmmmmm I accept that haha. and

    Died playing tennis when he missed and a ball hit him in the balls so hard and couldn't catch his breathe.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    his dog turned on him :fearful:
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Cut an artery in the throat by a Slinky while watching Max Headroom...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    She be-bopped, we-bopped, they-bopped her way into traffic...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Exact same as above except by Jamie Sommers...
  • joprotherough
    joprotherough Posts: 39 Member
    Nanobots invade her body via a contaminated sinus inhaler and successfully control her for several years propelling her to CEO of NanoNano Inc before descending into an internal civil war which sees her tear off her own arm during a shareholder's meeting, dying of the resultant blood loss muttering darkly about diplomacy failures at a sub-cellular level. #calorieallowanceincludedwine
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    Via her Fitbit
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Rabid Squirrel Attack
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Zombie got him ..
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    She lost her contact while driving.. tried reaching for it.. the interstate
  • elle_bear_11
    elle_bear_11 Posts: 246 Member
    In a purge..

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