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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    After a crushing loss at the national typewriting competition, she went into seclusion. She is presumed dead but nobody really knows
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Way-too-high blood pressure
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Extreme-Macarena dancing...
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    You know those fidget spinner things? Did you know they can be lethal if they aren’t handled properly? Yep, neither did this guy. The surgeons had to update the trauma books after they saw the carnage those things can cause.
  • DSwales111
    DSwales111 Posts: 126 Member
    Thinking outside the box
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Death by papercut in speed origami contest
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She's going to passout from screaming too much at a Beebs concert and then get trampled by all the other beeb fans.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Of extremely old age surrounded by those that love him.
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Insulin shock from the excessively sweet fawning commentary :D
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He's going to make the mistake of letting me drive again
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fell into a woodchipper :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Great white got him
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    one of the many hotties locked in her basement escaped and *kitten* her to death
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    He sat and drank Pennyroyal Tea and it consequently distilled the life that was inside of him...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    well he bought his first real 6 string at the 5 and dime and played it til his fingers bled. That was back in the summer of '69, he bled to death
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Not sure of all the details but I'm fairly certain that the words "alcohol may have been a factor" will be in the obit. ;)
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He tried saving money by using a homemade parachute on his final skydiving adventure.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2018
    Infection from a paper cut while playing paper/rock/scissors, naturally...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    karma, karma, karma, karma, karma ...death by rabid chameleon
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Attacked by a swarm of bees :o
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2018
    Although she ran, inevitably she was attacked by a flock of seagulls...
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Ran over by a giant cheese wheel :D:o
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2018
    On the 501st day after they met, she died at the hands of Tom Hansen...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A severe and deadly new STD.. it was awful, bits fell off and he bled to death.
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    She bought an imitation insta-pot on Amazon. She was making her favorite chicken chili recipe when it built up too much pressure. It will be a closed casket funeral.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He proved to everyone that soda and Pop Rocks can be a deadly combination.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    In bed with that amazing smile on her face! ;)
  • t41flyer
    t41flyer Posts: 239 Member
    Mauled by a flock of undead chickens.
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    In an extreme barrel rolling competition.
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