How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Choked on a sausage0
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Due to her rusty engineering skills, her backyard bungee setup was either built too low or the cord was too long0
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horrible beard trimming accident0
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He zagged when he should have zigged.0 -
aggressively herding a family of porcupines0
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She got lost in the nursery section at Home Depot. They could not find her. So next time you buy topsoil from the Home Depot in Amityville, please remember the sacrifice this woman made.1
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Suffocating while motorboating. He was the first to do so.0
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Sex toy accident. Wrong voltage plug0
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ODD kicked in at the cross walk... It says don't walk for a reason.0
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Muffin baking gone bad0 -
A severe and deadly case of a rare STI..0
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Hair caught in farm machinery.0
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trampled on Black Friday0
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Consumed by a group of ravenous sea cucumbers on his vacation to some random island known for aggressive sea cucumbers0
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eBay will be her downfall.
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When his beautiful pearly whites fell out he could not take the shame.. he wired his mouth shut.. didn't think it through.. no eat, you die.
Starvation0 -
Although her intent was to consume alcohol, it ultimately and inevitably consumed her...0
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Testing his homemade fireworks during a burn ban.0
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Improper ventilation leading to toxic mold infestation...0
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Made his own version of the Exploding Kittens board game. So much fur... So much sadness0
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She was at the bottom waiting to catch me in her loving arms0
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Attack of the killer pomelos1
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He swung his new hula hoop a little too hard and dislocated his pelvis. The break was clean but the internal bleeding was too severe. We miss him and his rotating pelvic gyrations.0
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Alone and afraid of the dark...0
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Choked on a bone0
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Beaten up by a gang of kangroo's0
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