How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

He was out skating, tripped and fell, his skating partner sliced his jugular with her skate and he bled out, right there on the frozen pond.

RunHardBeStrong

She was at the Olympics and decided to sneak a ride on the luge. It obviously didn't end well.

slimgirljo15

Wife locks him outside in the middle of winter

hud54014

He realized he couldn't swim after falling off his paddleboard

slimgirljo15

Of old age with 4 nubile beauties by his side.. died with a smile

hud54014

An intense game of Monopoly that turned into knife fight

Watching_The_Wheels

Bacterial infection from crocheting

AliNouveau

Let me clip dirty wings....my scissors slipped

Watching_The_Wheels

In my arms tonight - it must’ve been something I said

AliNouveau

I put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead

Watching_The_Wheels

Ice skating accident - Clint Malarchuk style

hud54014

convinced himself that mixing bleach and ammonia in a confined space was a good idea

ilfaith

In an attempt at SUP Yoga he lost his balance out of tree pose, fell off his paddle board, and was attacked by giant leeches who drained all the blood from his body.

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hud54014

Square dancing accident

_Figgzie_

overturned paddleboard

Watching_The_Wheels

Lead poisoning from playing tic tac toe

hud54014

dismembered by a pack of angry woodchucks

finny11122

Pyroclastic flow

Watching_The_Wheels

Stranded at the drive-in and branded a fool

slimgirljo15

Gender reassignment surgery gone horribly wrong..

Watching_The_Wheels

Food poisoning from consuming too many vegemite sandwiches

slimgirljo15

Exhaustion.. from pushing himself too hard..

hud54014

Drowned in a ball pit a Chuck E Cheese

Watching_The_Wheels

Stuck to the vinyl couch while binge-watching The Office...

Smilin40

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Smilin40

slimgirljo15

Snake bite

Watching_The_Wheels

She cut herself washing clothes on her washboard abs...