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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Accidentally impaled themselves on a rogue marrow whilst doing naked press-ups in a field of squashes.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Infected tongue piercing, septacemia
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her kids did her in
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Heart attack after the Dr said"you're pregnant"
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    Snorted a huge boogie back and it jammed in her throat..suffocated
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    edited November 2017
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Infected tongue piercing, septacemia


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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Infected tongue piercing, septacemia

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    :D gets his tongue stuck to a magnet, couldn't eat, eventually starved to death
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Infected tongue piercing, septacemia

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    :D gets his tongue stuck to a magnet, couldn't eat, eventually starved to death

    Titanium isn't magnetic. Try again. :)

    Was enjoying the tongue so much, forgot to eat. Eventually starved to death.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Infected tongue piercing, septacemia

    j25y6zd1soc0.jpg

    :D gets his tongue stuck to a magnet, couldn't eat, eventually starved to death

    Titanium isn't magnetic. Try again. :)

    Was enjoying the tongue so much, forgot to eat. Eventually starved to death.

    Ok then .. uhmmm .. his tongue got stuck on some clothes, he couldn't dislodge it..eventually he became weak and perished
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Didn't think she needed to read the instructions on her safety razor.
  • emivanae
    emivanae Posts: 653 Member
    Spider bite
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Tragic black Friday trampling all she wanted was a a cute sweater
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    tragic bass fishing accident
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he was sick of hearing that saying if so and so were to jump off a bridge would you too and he decided to prove it right
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    died of a broken heart that jaxass jumped to his death after jumping off a bridge to prove a point
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    really bad hang nail.
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    dies from stress for not taking the clothes out of the dryer for days and days
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Jack's other body parts teamed up to reclaim his posterior.
  • kakaovanilya
    kakaovanilya Posts: 647 Member
    Will drop barbell onto neck
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Heart attack in a champagne filled bathtub, while chewing out his stockbroker.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Terrible sidecar accident in her driveway..she was sitting in it making vroom vroom noises when the bike and sidecar rolled out of the driveway and into passing traffic
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Decided she wanted the thrill of making love on the railway line - sadly the 2:20 Overland to Adelaide... didn't stop.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Decided she wanted the thrill of making love on the railway line - sadly the 2:20 Overland to Adelaide... didn't stop.

    Was the one I was making love to :p
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Decided she wanted the thrill of making love on the railway line - sadly the 2:20 Overland to Adelaide... didn't stop.

    Was the one I was making love to :p

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Decided she wanted the thrill of making love on the railway line - sadly the 2:20 Overland to Adelaide... didn't stop.

    Was the one I was making love to :p

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    Bahahahaha .. :laugh:
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Hempen jig
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OD on green beer

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