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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited November 2017
    Cirrhosis of the liver. They said it was so soaked with alcohol that the doctor removing it got contact drunk.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Laughed his head off..like really.
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Slipped on some bacon grease and hit his head on the corner of his bacon press!
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hit by a meteor .. bacon dust everywhere
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Exhaustion
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    Freezes to death as he walked to the shops..brrr Canadian winter is lethal
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was dared to lick a light post, but unfortunately she did it without a buddy present, got stuck there overnight in the sub zero temperatures!
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She was dared to lick a light post, but unfortunately she did it without a buddy present, got stuck there overnight in the sub zero temperatures!


    Dared to lick me...take it all...
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    I'm not sure, I just saw Jo drag his body out of the basement. She told me not to worry about it though. I'm sure he's fine.
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    Trying to take on three intense and amazing women in a wrestling match.
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    edited November 2017
    Finally got up the courage to meet up with me but didn't take the disclaimer about increasing your fluid intake in advance seriously enough. Died of dehydration. :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Thought he was the energiser bunny.. Who knew you could die from excessive humping :D
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Grief... When she realized the batteries weren't replaceable.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    under me..heart failure
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    On top of James as the roof comes down on both of them
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Had a turkey infected with Avian Influenza
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Drowned at the end of the runway watching planes land (it was raining)
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    He threw away @AliNouveau s rum. Bad idea
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    LOL I would never! If I ever found myself in a situation where I had to make a choice between being late and tossing unopened booze I would sleep on a bench at the airport. (not like I've never done that before) :o I can think of dozens of better (and less risky) ways to disappoint @AliNouveau LMAO
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited November 2017
    @csbnga and @jamesakrobinson drank my rum. They were never heard from again and we shall never speak of this ever again
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Alcohol poisoning
  • kakaovanilya
    kakaovanilya Posts: 647 Member
    Snake bite
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Ate so much turkey that she went into a tryptophan haze. When she woke she was in a maximum security prison for crimes against humanity. She was executed 2 weeks later after the fastest trial phase on public record.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    One sentence sums it up " Don't run with scissors"
  • kakaovanilya
    kakaovanilya Posts: 647 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Ate so much turkey that she went into a tryptophan haze. When she woke she was in a maximum security prison for crimes against humanity. She was executed 2 weeks later after the fastest trial phase on public record.

    :fearful:
  • Zac1644
    Zac1644 Posts: 1,173 Member
    suffocation from fur lining in coat
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Trampled to death by a cheer squad
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Got a cranberry stuck in his throat. Aunt Gertrude, who was stronger than she looked, gave him the Heimlich and crushed his spine. At least the cranberry dislodged.

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