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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Haha ...drug OD..still doesn't know his dead..thinks its a wild trip..
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    As she sits typing her post one day....she is so engrossed with her story and the words she is typing ..she fails to notice a small beetle run across her carpet and up her ankle..
    Still oblivious to it ..she doesnt feel its head burrow into her flesh..its head detaches and the body falls away..
    Some hours later she is still thinking and typing..not feeling the head come to life and start chewing further into her leg...
    Then the pain starts...it reaches an artery where it catches a ride to her brain...where it starts chewing away..
    She is by now going crazy with the pain..but her story is not finished ..she has one word left..but her hands and arms have become paralysed ..
    With the last of her strength she types "envelopes" with her nose ..then dies at her computer...
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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Electrocuted by a faulty keyboard
  • Sniper_Chick
    Sniper_Chick Posts: 1,703 Member
    falling into a pit of acid
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  • JDubbs2
    JDubbs2 Posts: 3,789 Member
    cookware.......aka.....the spatula incident.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Choked on a bone ..
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    choked on a different kind of bone
    You mean chicken ..right??? :p

    Her mother in law killed her.....we've yet to hear the reasons why ..
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doing her weekly shopping ..strolling the isles
    She bent to pick up a box of cereal when a large can of baked beans falls off the top shelf smacking her in the back of the head...
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her youngest was possessed by a demon..sneaks into her room with a pair of scissors..oh the carnage...cut up clothes everywhere...when she sees the damage she lets out one almighty scream and her heart exploded..
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Black Widow crawled into her CC and Ginger, she swallowed it and died.
  • Staceym2112
    Staceym2112 Posts: 892 Member
    Jo turned into a praying mantis and ripped his head off after mating...They do that you know
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol..^^ I like that..

    Bondage gone horribly wrong with partner..she forgot the safe word ..
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    She wouldn't stop even after I said the safe word... It was self-defense.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    In my arms of old age ..
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    I may just snuggle her to death...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Awww :*<3 ..in a murder suicide pact ..
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    She doesn't, I event a technology that allows us to live on forever...
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    tripped on legos
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  • Staceym2112
    Staceym2112 Posts: 892 Member
    Chemical instability while making those ants; blew the entire place to bits
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2016
    She decided to spice up her sex life..said to partner ..lets really get into some bondage..they bought ropes and all sorts of gadgets..so on their very first night SO..ties her firmly to the coffee table...... .he says..I will be right back..just got to grab the paddle..he turned and as he did he tripped on a ballgag left on the floor..hurtling face forward, his head hits the counter ..he crumples to the floor..eyes open..dead..
    He did a good job on tying her up she could not escape..she perished on that coffee table..moral of the story...that kinky *kitten* can kill ya .. :D
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