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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Infected toe nail ..it was gruesome
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Her post count got too high. Doctors could not save her.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited April 2016
    Died of hypothermia due to lack of clothing during the winter :tongue:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She had a rashy red raw rumpus, scratched it a bit too much, it became infected and resistant to antibiotics. She left her body to science so they could find new drugs that work more effectively on rashy red raw rumpus infections. When they find the new cure, it might be named after her, and children for years to come will hear of her selfness and tragic short life.
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited April 2016
    Badly needing to use the restroom, she dies when her bladder explodes while patiently waiting in the 15 items or less lane at the local HEB behind a lady who is: paying all of her 16 different items with coupons by check. She falls to the floor when the lady in front of her says "Oh, dear - it seems I left my ID in the car, I'll be right back..." as she rolls away in her scooter...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Hit by an ambulance speeding to try to save lauranorr. He lived through that, but that same lady on the scooter got the EMTs to check her blood pressure, her blood sugar, her pulse, her bone density, etc. and he expired while waiting for her to finish.
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  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    smothered in love by her kids when they realize what a saint she was all those years. tragic ending...loved litereally to death *lets all take a moment to remember*
  • Jerseyex
    Jerseyex Posts: 3,820 Member
    attacked by a crowd in south jersey
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  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    Jerseyex wrote: »
    attacked by a crowd in south jersey

    causality of an riot in SJ where a incredibly intelligent and sweet man was brutally attacked.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    He was riding his dirt bike over a hill when he plunged suddenly into a hole....the hole seemed to go on forever.....it seemed he was falling for days....suddenly he seemed to pop OUT of the ground....and he and crashed his bike to the ground in shock as he started at a giant kangaroo....which promptly beat the crap out of him. He was the first man to fall thru the earth to Australia and survive...only to be killed by an escaped boxing kangaroo.

    you have to do the BEST bedtime stories "off the cuff" lol
  • Jerseyex
    Jerseyex Posts: 3,820 Member
    He ate a poisoned bagel that he purchased in South Jersey
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    Jerseyex wrote: »
    He ate a poisoned bagel that he purchased in South Jersey

    she got runned over by a monster truck...squished to death...ironically the car was unharmed and is looking for a new driver.
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  • Jerseyex
    Jerseyex Posts: 3,820 Member
    Got hit by an suv while riding his dirt bike
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  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    shot tween the eyeballs with lag
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    SEt himself on fire in protest Donald Trump won the presidency.
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    She sacrificed her own life so that her local Mexican restaurant could have Free Taco Tuesdays for eternity!
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  • kcongel90
    kcongel90 Posts: 95 Member
    Starve to death while endlessly looking at funny internet cartoons
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited April 2016
    Similar to the hole in a donut, she could never fill the hole in her heart that was left because she never got to see the band Menudo perform live in concert. As consolation, she tried eating menudo to fill the void but instead it filled the bowel as she ultimately died from food poisoning...
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    After faking her death to see how many people would attend her funeral, she dies from sadness when nobody shows...
    #areflectionofmenotyou
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