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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited April 2016
    Although I accepted her invitation, I declined to drink from the glass. I told her that I prefer to drink straight from the bottle. In her attempt to one-up me, she quickly grabbed her bottle, stuffed it in her mouth a little too aggressively, started to chug but bled to death from the broken glass...
    #neverafolloweralwaysaswallower
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Starvation after the food runs out 145 days into her mission to Mars.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I think it was snakes. On a plane, of all things.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited April 2016
    Was trampled to death during a school walkout organized by Brandon in support of their mutual friend Donna...
    #donnamartingraduates4do0cxkrik38.jpeg
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Asphyxiation
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He lives a long and interesting life. Spends his final days in the nursing home. One of his few pleaures is bingo. One day there is a dispute about whether or not he reached bingo before another old geezer. That old geezer waits for him in the yard, and stabs him in the heart with a shiv he made from a sharpened spoon. BINGO!
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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Taken by aliens and tested on
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Got nailed by a runaway cart in the Walmart parking lot.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Spontaneous combustion
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She was in Georgia, got into a fiddlin competition with the devil,and dagnabit, she lost
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    The midnight train to Georgia. It crashed.
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Rectal hemorrhage
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    While rollerblading down a neighborhood in San Antonio, she begins "rolling her R's" in preparation for her Spanish test on Friday. Rolling her eyes at the onlookers as they ridicule her, she fails to see the Rolls-Royce approaching and crashes head on as her helmet flies off her head rolling down the street. The driver was charged with DUI as they found bottles of Rolling Rock in the driver's seat. She initially survived the accident but later died at the hospital when they found traces of woodlice she had ingested while waiting for the ambulance, also known as "roly-polys"...
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited May 2016
    Overdose - She accidentally receives the yearly dosage amount of cooties' vaccination as opposed to the monthly dosage she normally gets...
    #nomorecuddling
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    She decided to go the safer route not heed Dr. House's advice...
    #everybodylies
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  • Rabid_Hamster
    Rabid_Hamster Posts: 338 Member
    collateral casualty in a drive by nutting in the park from a squirrel.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    He tried to sneak a peak under a nuns gown. Turned out to be Whoopi Goldberg during the filming of Sister Act 3 Nuns n Guns
    #don'tmesswithasister

    She dies from shock and utter disbelief when she finds out that extreme foreplay is not an actual event in the X games...
    #allthistrainingfornothing
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited May 2016
    Always an overachiever since her high school years, passed every test since her elementary years, she unfortunately failed her 1st and undoubtedly most important test - the STD test...
    #syphilis
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