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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    was drawing nude males to get their muscles down when an angry wife came into the room....with a hatchet.

    She also knows who you are!!!

    yep..the drawing of gorillas should have given that away

    lol
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    took a nasty spill at the sand dunes. cheap funeral though.
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  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    edited August 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    HeyaBerg wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    was drawing nude males to get their muscles down when an angry wife came into the room....with a hatchet.

    She also knows who you are!!!

    yep..the drawing of gorillas should have given that away


    Well the fact he knew something about me I haven't shared with many was dead giveaway... then the gorilla comment.. and then you're naked men drawing comment (that thread is something I'll never forget ;) ) All though I do wonder if it's the guy who's been stalking the other one a bit, pretending they're BFF's... Could also be him wanting us to think he's the other well liked guy.
    8BallWiseMan wrote: »
    I'm really getting fed up of this now.

    lol awww... I'm sorry, not sorry :D
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    edited August 2016
    Inquiring minds couldn't care less. Words on a screen. No emotion. No feeling .

    Dies when someone asks to see his 8 balls
    Only to find out he is a one balled man so
    They cut it off and he bled to death in the park with his pants around his ankles
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Ironically, he slipped on an 8 ball
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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Crushed by the table, that broke and squashed her while she was on her knees trying to retrieve the meatball that rolled on to the floor
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I was going to say in the remake of the 6th element but the blonde hair ruined it for me . Ill say with a contorted look on her face after the worlds best orgasm caused heart failure
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Lost his sunglasses and his laser eyes killed himself when he accidentally looked in the mirror
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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Ate himself, piece by piece
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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    8BallWiseMan wrote: »
    she tried to take the mask off..
    I wouldn't dare....

    Attacked by a scared mob of children. They had machetes
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Fell from a tower in Endora trying to save Arnie...
    #icouldadrownded
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  • futureicon
    futureicon Posts: 348 Member
    These are all really creative, but I'm just going to say cancer.. Or quietly in her sleep.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Thought he was superman ..jumped off a building ..
    Guess he wasn't
    *splatt*
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Tried to bite off more than she could chew. She choked.
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  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    Lost in her own imagination, she succumbs to sleep deprivation.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ice pick through the eye when he falls ...
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