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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Spontaneous combustion. I guess I heated her up a little too much.
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    edited September 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    She was making smores at the fire during a family camping trip. It was a beautiful night. All was peaceful, the stars were out, she and the kids were having fabulous time. Suddenly, from out of nowhere loud growling sounds could be heard followed by a bunch of dark shapes running out of the brush.....she and her family never saw the chupacabras that devoured them. Later park rangers found their shoes in the bushes. They covered it up though, so that it didn't hurt the tourist industry. Said it was just a bunch of campers who wandered off.

    Yeah, but what happened to the S'mores?

    Savagely torn apart by five little horrors while attempting to break up a fight over a juice box. Died to the sound of disembodied voices chanting "Mom! Mom! Mom!"
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Crushed by a falling anvil

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  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    Death by alliteration
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  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Death by snu snu
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2016
    Auto-erotic asphyxia
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    Septicemia, caused by the cuffs on her wrists being too tight.

    Sorry :'(
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  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    She swallowed the foot long hot dog with ease. No one was surprised.
    They were when she had an allergic reaction to the ketchup and died from anaphalactic shock.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    edited September 2016
    tried to give LL5 mouth to mouth and she but his tongue off and he bled to death on the spot...we couldnt figure out why his zipper was down though.
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  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
    her beauty......it killed her.....
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Shot in the back by a derranged husband whenhe tries to jump out of the window.
  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    tried to give LL5 mouth to mouth and she but his tongue off and he bled to death on the spot...we couldnt figure out why his zipper was down though.

    :D

    His pecs burst
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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Has a fetish for cat farts, unfortunately my cat's backside is a weapon of mass destruction...
  • KourageousKarina
    KourageousKarina Posts: 979 Member
    Of suffocation
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    She got her foot caught in the treadmill belt and... *zippppp* she disappeared forever.

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  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    She died happily in my arms.
  • 888Butterfly888
    888Butterfly888 Posts: 3,203 Member
    By being so busy looking at her phone she is unaware of incoming traffic and hit by a truck.
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  • 888Butterfly888
    888Butterfly888 Posts: 3,203 Member
    Tinkerbell came to visit liftinglady. She invited her to Neverland. When she got there, captain hook accidentally stabbed her with his hook and she bled to death.
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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Was too busy writing an essay on her phone, she did not realise she walked over a manhole, fell down and drowned.

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