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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Trying to save me from the tanning booth @clusilencio forced me into.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Shes crushed by the door of the tanning bed she's trying to escape from!
  • Sniper_Chick
    Sniper_Chick Posts: 1,703 Member
    used as the football at the Superbowl
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
    at the hands of a jealous spouse of a lover.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Riding her bicycle to work...thought about how much she hated work ..realised her life was just work work work..so rode under the first bus...

    Hey, this is hitting kind of close to home!

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Run over by a Bus very close to her home!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    pondee629 wrote: »
    at the hands of a jealous spouse of a lover.

    That dog he's with threw a stick, and the darn fool chased it over a cliff!
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    got into a heated argument with a kid over who was first in line at the ice cream cone machine at Hometown Buffet. In one swift act of rage, the little girl grabbed a waffle cone, flipped it around and began stabbing suzreen repeatedly in the carotid artery of the neck.
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Stuck by a car trying to commit suicide. The driver survived. He didn't
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Of old age in my arms
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    With a really old dude stuck on her arms! She could no longer function without use of her hands and starved to death!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Well, it's really weird. The twin that she absorbed in utero will start to live and grow again, feeding off of her until it has actually absorbed her and then it will go around impersonating her, while it figures out how to dominate the world.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Hey again, @suzreen!
    Her hair grows long enough to strangle her. Happily, she has everlasting life! o:)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Hello, friend! She confuses everlasting life with nine lives, and starts pulling all kinds of ridiculous stunts. When she tries going over a cliff in a shopping cart, it's game over!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was doing a standup Comedy show and the overhead stage lighting fell on her head!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She dies during guerilla warfare, monkeys against the chimps. What side was she on? Well actually, she was a double agent.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Monkey Business with the Wrong Monkey! :grimace:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her armpits and crotch become infested with the fleas of a thousand camels..died from anaemia
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mad cow disease
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Crotch rot :# ..no..not from me

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