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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shot by a jealous husband
  • bboyd223
    bboyd223 Posts: 1,430 Member
    She is really Alice from Alice in wonderland....one say she jumped down the wrong hole and was never heard from again....every Dec 10 at 321 pm everyone stops what they are doing and cuddle with the person closest to them....coincidentally 9 months later there is a baby boom.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was ambushed by several angry Husbands while Trying to cuddle with several married Women on December 10th at 3:21pm!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Drowned in her bathtub
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Drowned in her bathtub

    Hey!!! That's too possible! :fearful:
    You know I take two hour bubble baths every night!

    A rabid Wallaby attacks her in her kitchen while she's cooking Rabbit stew!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A thousand paper cuts
  • chemtrailz
    chemtrailz Posts: 43 Member
    bowling accident in the Netherlands
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OD ..
  • GSD_L0VER
    GSD_L0VER Posts: 54 Member
    In her sleep.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    With a smile on his face and 6 nubile beauties surrounding him
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Riding her favorite Cowboy! :open_mouth:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

    That was awesome!!!

    She knew too much and had to be taken out!
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
    During the Marshmallow Peeps revolution of 2008. She stepped on a marshmallow landmine and was smothered in Peep guts.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was abducted by Somali pirates and held for ransom for 6 snickers bars. Unfortunately for her, we do not negotiate with terrorists.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She was the old lady!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was laughing at the unfortunates laying in the street smoking from the lightning induced fire when she struck by a bus
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He went swimming with sharks, the trainers forgot to feed them that day. Such an unfortunate mess.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    The two above ladies got together to plot evil, unfortunate demises for me. They began to argue whether I should be drawn and quartered or keel-hauled. The argument escalated into a deathmatch.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Happily skipping along the path in the woods, little Miss Lulu, in her beautiful red cape enjoyed the sunshine and sang a tune as she took some Mcdonalds burgers to granny's house for lunch..
    Tra la la la laaa she sang ...when suddenly a bee flew into her open mouth, where it proceeded to drive its stinger into the back of her tongue ..
    Little Miss Lulu dropped to the ground clutching at her throat, as her tongue started to swell she started gasping for breath. She rolled onto her back ..flip flopping, her eyes rolling wildly..her body desperate for air, spasmed and jerked till she was finally still..a single tear rolled down her cheek ..her sightless eyes staring and dead ..her last thought was ..damn I didn't get to eat my burger.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Went to work for a chain home decor store. Helping people find overpriced cutesy objects to enrich their lives crushed her soul day by day. They found her in the candle/aromatherapy section

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