How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

Was a buyer..OD

jbuzzed

Dyed her hair red, zealot killed her to see if her soul was still intact

Wiz_Joe

Fell from a striper pole

Wiz_Joe

Hit by a frying pan

moijo1

next on the list for the frying pan

Sparky_1113

Biggie_me finds her and takes her out

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Sparky_1113

Scratched to death by my cat

47Jacqueline

That cat? You'll probably die of boredom

Wiz_Joe

Ate expired cat food

Sparky_1113

I hugged her to death

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Wiz_Joe

Choked from lipstick

slimgirljo15

@silversonnet Somehow ..she got buried up to her neck in the lawn and the lawnmower accidently ran over her
@joe..electric chair..they proved it was no accident

Wiz_Joe

Coke OD

slimgirljo15

Knife attack in prison

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

A case of mistaken identity at a masquerade ball.

Wiz_Joe

Bird flu

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Trying to prove slapchops could cut you.

slimgirljo15

Killed off by ..*a black widow*..wanted his money

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Killed off by ..*a black widow*..wanted his money

Pulled the race card at a million man march.

slimgirljo15

Im gunna let you live this time....funny

jbuzzed

Laughed herself to death

jbuzzed

csbnga wrote: »

Decided to keep going, biked a 100k, fell over dead

I'll have you know that I biked 180k and didn't die in June

Bombed in a mall

jbuzzed

Cheeky

Addicted to posting in death thread, quit eating and drinking water, died

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Movie marathon. Took to drinking red bulls with 5 hour energy chasers to stay awake. Heart failure.

slimgirljo15

Stoned by a jealous mob of angry mfp men..take that for enthralling their womenzz