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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Moved into an isolated cabin to write his memoirs and was murdered by his crazy stalker that followed him there.0
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Fell in the shower0
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Tried to swim with concrete boots0
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Tried to reinact the tumble down the hill from Princess Bride and broke neck0
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Got mugged and murdered in a back alley0
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Run over by a goat pulling a cart full of pumpkins0
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Dysentery.0
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We took our Romeo and Juliette scene too serious0
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We fed each other sweets until our bones crumbled under the weight of our bodies.0
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Pushed over a cliff by seven dwarves for feeding the poisoned apple to Snow Lucas.0
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After a long night of partying with his fellow drag queens he made the poor choice of stopping in at a kegger for his local frat house. His getup was so convincing that he got roofied and taken into the back room by a bunch of the frat boys. When they found out his secret, they buried him alive in the backyard.0
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Bookshelf collapsed on him in school library0
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Dieting to extreme...starved to death0
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Shanked in prison. Got caught evading taxes.0
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Visited me for some frisky action..I wore him out..but he died smiling0
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OD on viagra...0
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Tried to take over the world but sadly failed.0
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Blew herself up trying to light the barbecue0
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Electric chair..for murdering dean0
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While running , tripped fell down a hill into a wolves den and was ripped to shreds.0
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he always has weak ankles ever since a child, until one day they both broke and he fell onto some train tracks and got ran over.0
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Alcoholic poisoning0
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Went swimming in an outback watering hole...big croc took her0
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left deserted on the island when her cabana boys revolted0
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