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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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I'll take it.slimgirljo15 wrote: »ryanflebbe wrote: »100? Time.
Lol...walked the nudest beach..had a heart attack
Haha, that reminds me of another Monty Python skit where a guy chooses to die by getting chased over a cliff by naked women.
Even at 100 you'll burn out, not rust. Which, I've heard, is better.0 -
thepetrovafire wrote: »Went out for a walk in the woods and got attacked by a rabid deer.
Chronic wasting disease. Beware the forrest, watch out for the prions!0 -
Married a woman half his age...lets just say he didn't survive their honeymoon..but he died with a smile on his face
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her body got stuck while time travel in the parallel world. She's not really dead but everyone thinks so0
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Got staked in the heart
It's the only way to kill her kind0 -
Attacked by a pack of wolves...or werewolves. Who knows.0
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She was having troubles turning on the full moon because she was in a roller coaster when it happened0
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She crushes with a plane while flying to save the world0
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She drowns in a fishing accident0
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Stuck in a net with pufferfish0
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canibalize his self0
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Was castrated by a jealous husband..died of blood loss0
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Tried to help an old lady cross the road...sbe didn't want it..she beat him to death with her walking stick0
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Amy Adams killed him for insulting her0
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Was involved in experimental procedures to help men become pregnant.....he dies in childbirth..
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Became rabbit stew0
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Failed Evel Knievel stunt0
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Attempted to climb a barbed wire covered water tower. It ended badly.0
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Lol you realize that if someone on this thread actually dies the person under will be in deep *kitten* haha.
falling off a treadmill!0 -
The hair product in his hair was highly flammable ..lit a cigarette a whoooshhh hair fire0
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