How is the MFPer above going to die?

moijo1

drops her glasses at the top of the stairs , steps on them cuts her foot hops backwards falls down the stairs

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Impaled upon a spike for witchcraft. Your body weight slowly forcing you lower and lower down. You try to stay rigidly still and keep your body locked for every movement sends waves of unbearable agony screaming along your insides. You pass out as the tip pierces your stomach cavity and you die of blood loss shortly after.

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slimgirljo15

Went to sleep..Freddy got her

finny11122

Tried to cross the atlantic in a bathtub . The ocean took her

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Thought it would be fun to take viagra and walk around the mall. The police kept telling him to drop the "weapon" and shot him when he reached for it.

slimgirljo15

Hahaha...died from eating copious amounts of carrot cake...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Hahaha...died from eating copious amounts of carrot cake...

Envy.

slimgirljo15

Choked on carrot cake

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Explosive flatulence.

pie_eyes

Undercooked duck

slimgirljo15

Ate the same uncooked duck

moijo1

it would be my pleasure muahaha

slimgirljo15

Fell down some steps...well maybe she was pushed

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She tried to get into a position she should never have tried. Snapped her spine in half and was paralyzed. Her chest muscles no longer worked and she died from lack of oxygen.

slimgirljo15

Went to superman dive on the bed...tripped and smashed his head

pie_eyes

Was inhaled through her bed then exhaled

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was hot boxing his room and didn't notice that a fire had started. Burned alive. The neighborhood was blazing Blankly that night. RIP

slimgirljo15

His guts got sucked out sitting on an airoplane toilet

pie_eyes

Natural causes

slimgirljo15

Bad oysters

moijo1

in a drinking comp with moi!! haha

slimgirljo15

Pffft..pulllease..I just played possum....
Poisoned alcohol ..bahahaha

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Luke_I_am_your_spotter

Typing her response to this comment, her computer will send a high voltage through her fingertips

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Chest hair removal gone horribly wrong.

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Parasites.

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