How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

Wore out

lunidevojka

Bled to death from a deep neck wound from a creature in the shadows.

slimgirljo15

Hemorrhoids.who knew you could die from em

Jess1989ica

Allergic reaction to a lube

slimgirljo15

Sucked snake venom from a friend...swallowed instead of spit

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Poisoned

lunidevojka

His duckie slashed his through in hand to hand combat. Duckie won.

slimgirljo15

Murder on the dance floor

slimgirljo15

Heart attack whilst sweating over a body

slimgirljo15

Thought he could live on love...nope...you need food and water

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lunidevojka

Was poisoned by the duckie

DaddieCat

Brain tumor caused by listening to Uncle Billy's boring stories for too long. AKA brain committed suicide to get away.

slimgirljo15

Accidentally locked himself in a closet..protein farted...gassed himself

lunidevojka

Fell asleep on top the eifeel tower. Never knew she had narcolepsy.

bakerfifty1

In my arms as I attempt to rescue her from the protein fart gasses.

lunidevojka

Glass exploded in his eye from the fart hitting the glass.

slimgirljo15

Viagra OD

blu_de_ville

Red room of pain gone wrong incident

slimgirljo15

Zombie attack

blu_de_ville

A mermaid drowned her

slimgirljo15

Her sweetheart dumped her..died of a broken heart

OneHundredToLose

She ate too many sweet tarts and died of a sugar overdose

slimgirljo15

Licked a cat..died from fur ingestion

blu_de_ville

Choked on a "balloon"

slimgirljo15

Had her head chopped off after becoming a zombie

Mrj183

dehydration

slimgirljo15

Under me

blu_de_ville

Hit her head on the head board during "recreational activities"

slimgirljo15

Syphilis