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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Wore out0
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Bled to death from a deep neck wound from a creature in the shadows.0
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Hemorrhoids.who knew you could die from em0
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Allergic reaction to a lube0
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Sucked snake venom from a friend...swallowed instead of spit0
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Poisoned0
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His duckie slashed his through in hand to hand combat. Duckie won.0
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Murder on the dance floor0
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Heart attack whilst sweating over a body0
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Thought he could live on love...nope...you need food and water0
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Was poisoned by the duckie0
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Brain tumor caused by listening to Uncle Billy's boring stories for too long. AKA brain committed suicide to get away.0
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Accidentally locked himself in a closet..protein farted...gassed himself0
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Fell asleep on top the eifeel tower. Never knew she had narcolepsy.0
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In my arms as I attempt to rescue her from the protein fart gasses.0
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Glass exploded in his eye from the fart hitting the glass.0
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Viagra OD0
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Red room of pain gone wrong incident0
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Zombie attack0
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A mermaid drowned her0
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Her sweetheart dumped her..died of a broken heart0
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She ate too many sweet tarts and died of a sugar overdose0
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Licked a cat..died from fur ingestion
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Choked on a "balloon"0
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Had her head chopped off after becoming a zombie0
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dehydration0
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Under me0
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Hit her head on the head board during "recreational activities"0
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Syphilis0
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