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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Arsenic poisoning...0
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Ninja gone rouge ran her through for information0
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Molotov cocktail..trippedwhen she went to throw it..0
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Fed off of @slimgirljo15 and @csbnga to retrieve the blood I lost and made those wolves my pets.0
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Stubbed his toe..it got gangrene...slowly spread..0
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Was set on fire by friction0
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Smothered himself in Vaseline and caught fire while lighting is bong.0
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Bringing his "gunshow" to a Mexican Standoff0
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Got into an argument with a bikers wife, and lost.0
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Bad salami..killed her0
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I told him that my BFF initiation process was dangerous...0
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Taken by a killer clown. Never to be seen again.0
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Cuddled to much with duckie. Duckie didn't like it.0
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God
every time I notice this thread its the same people0 -
Blankly4200 wrote: »God
every time I notice this thread its the same people
Are you saying we need to genuinely make these people....'go away for good'?0 -
Blankly4200 wrote: »God
every time I notice this thread its the same people
Are you saying we need to genuinely make these people....'go away for good'?
I'm immortal0 -
Running after the ice cream truck. It started backing up for her and she tripped. Ran over her head and it popped like a ripe melon.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Running after the ice cream truck. It started backing up for her and she tripped. Ran over her head and it popped like a ripe melon.
Did I atleast get my ice cream????0 -
blurodriguez7 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »Running after the ice cream truck. It started backing up for her and she tripped. Ran over her head and it popped like a ripe melon.
Did I atleast get my ice cream????
They laid drumsticks on your casket.0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »blurodriguez7 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »Running after the ice cream truck. It started backing up for her and she tripped. Ran over her head and it popped like a ripe melon.
Did I atleast get my ice cream????
They laid drumsticks on your casket.
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This thread makes me uncomfortable! ummm old age.0
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Diabetes0
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victim of the tube-sock strangler!
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Mauled by 3 kittens and a puppy0
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I ran over him..couldn't see with my glasses on0
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She was rammed with a blunt object repeatedly0
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Was sacrificed in satanic ritual0
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out of curiosity0
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