How is the MFPer above going to die?

OneHundredToLose

Someone tattooed his avatar on his face while he slept, resulting in massive infection and ultimately, death

GETU1N

Car bomb

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blu_de_ville

Buffalo Bob got to him

slimgirljo15

Was kidnapped and killed because the ransome wasn't paid

BaconBae

Drown in a tub full of melted chocolate

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slimgirljo15

Auto erotica..gone wrong

Nograce80

Was trying to use her bedroom swing, somehow got her leg caught and fell. She dangled there for days!

slimgirljo15

Slipped on a banana skin..cracked his head

blu_de_ville

Got strangled with his Christmas light at an ugly sweater party

OneHundredToLose

She made a replica batarang and accidentally cut her own throat with the blade

blu_de_ville

I accidentally dropped a weight on his head

lunidevojka

She slipped in the shower and fell through her glass shower door, cut her throat up.

finny11122

Im going to put her in a wickerman this halloween and sacrifice her to the gods

ilfaith

Bitten by a venomous snake in some strange serpent-handling religious ritual

Kullerva

Tragic indoor trampoline park accident

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Nograce80

Zach efron hunted him down and murdered him in a fit of rage for using his likeness!

lunidevojka

While taking mirror selfie his reflection jumped out and beat him to death.

blu_de_ville

The queen of Hearts beheaded her

Dez11B

Suicide off a cliff on her wedding day.

slimgirljo15

Drive by shooting

Dez11B

Black mamba

slimgirljo15

A rabid dog bit him

Dez11B

Quick sand.

moijo1

suffocation haha

slimgirljo15

Electric chair for suffocating someone

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Rancid batch of vegemite.

slimgirljo15

Squeezed his gf breast too hard..resulting in a burst implant..blew his face and her breast right off