How is the MFPer above going to die?

GETU1N

A vengeful cat

slimgirljo15

Bad batch of meth

blu_de_ville

In a ice skating accident

Mrj183

sockd too tight

Wiz_Joe

Hit by carousel

lunidevojka

Choked on his mac n cheese

Wiz_Joe

Being electrocuted onstage by a live microphone

slimgirljo15

Accidently fell in a freezer

Mrj183

accidently fell off my ****

slimgirljo15

Hahaha...naughty...
Heat stroke

lunidevojka

Killed by death stroke

slimgirljo15

OD on vodka

Mrj183

killed by deadshot

OneHundredToLose

Attacked by a killer tomato from outer space

slimgirljo15

Intruder hit him with a brick...

jbuzzed

Played baseball with a metal bat in a lightning storm

slimgirljo15

Fell asleep in the bath and drowned

_HunterKiller_

Drowning by Bukkake

jbuzzed

Encountered a real vampire on Halloween

slimgirljo15

_HunterKiller_ wrote: »

Drowning by Bukkake

Hahaha kitty sat on his face..couldn't breath
@jsummd..choked on a chicken bone

jbuzzed

Absorbed poison through scalp when she decided to dye her hair to try being a brunette

Kulaid77

Suffocated while rolling around in a giant roll of bubble wrap. She died smiling, but died never-the-less.

jbuzzed

Moved to Montana and died from the cold.

jbuzzed

Won the lottery and discovered it was a hoax so killed himself

jbuzzed

Attempted to pull a sword out of stone and be crowned king before discovering that it was just a prop. Died from embarrassment

slimgirljo15

Fell off a horse

jbuzzed

Bungee cord snapped during a bungee jump. Tragic.

slimgirljo15

Plane crash

slimgirljo15

Shark attack

jbuzzed

Attempted to cartwheel and broke neck