How is the MFPer above going to die?

Dez11B

Squeezed to death by Michael_lucas

slimgirljo15

Was tied down on a meat ants nest.....I think it was suicide ...very clever how she tied her own hands

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Drowned cave diving in the tropics.

finny11122

Beheaded

slimgirljo15

Horribly...I can't talk about it

Nograce80

She was buried alive in a pile of red skittles...ewww!

slimgirljo15

Ate a truckload of red skittles..that *shiit* killed her

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Fire broke out while she was sleeping.

Nograce80

Choked to death on his collar, he put it on way too tight!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Cut a major artery shaving.

RunTimer

traveled back in time and accidentally ran over her grandfather on her motorcycle

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Irony will do her in.

slimgirljo15

The duck did it..

Nograce80

Was eaten by a shark

blu_de_ville

He got sacrificed in blood ritual me and @sunn_lighter were conducting

slimgirljo15

Electrocuted..stuck a knife in the toaster

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

The ritual called for someone pure of heart to be sacrificed. Should have done their research better. Angry blood god killed her.

slimgirljo15

Choked on a boner...... I meant bone

JSurita3

Got food poisoning from bad sushi.

slimgirljo15

Pushed from a speeding car

slimgirljo15

Protein farts in a confined space ...

JSurita3

Got something lodged in her throat,

slimgirljo15

Poison beer

finny11122

playing naked twister

ilfaith

Suffucated by some strange man who smothered her with a stuffed duck.

47Jacqueline

Lost his head

BlckBetttie

Icicle straight to the heart, though the left armpit. Freak sledding accident. It was tragic, children were scarred forever.

Magnus_TKN

Probably from boredom

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kryptonite bullet.

jbuzzed

Attempted drowning went wrong