How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

Piranha attack

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slimgirljo15

Drive by shooting

slimgirljo15

Fell into a fresh concete footpath....went under and suffocated

Wiz_Joe

"Stoned to death"

Chaotic_Weevil

He's preparing a meal in the kitchen and innocuously tips over a glass of water, but didn't notice.

He goes to open the fridge to get some kale or whatever and an apple rolls out of a hole in the crisper, it travels along the floor and comes to rest near the newly made puddle.

He goes on to plug in his blender, needing an extension cord that he allows to fall to the floor. Unknowingly close to the puddle of water.

Suddenly his newly installed blinds on the kitchen give way, the cord from the blinds get caught on his hand and he becomes entangled. As he tries to free himself his small poodle runs into the room, running around his feet.

In his struggle to free himself, he falls backward over the dog who is now lapping up the puddle on the floor.

Just before he hits the ground, the earth is destroyed to make way for an intergalactic bypass

slimgirljo15

Quick sand

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Wiz_Joe

@Chaotic_Weevil Hilarious

finny11122

A base jumping stunt that went tragically wrong

slimgirljo15

Firing squad..caught smuggling pot into indonesia

Wiz_Joe

Yoga Move Fail; Head stand

lunidevojka

Tried to do some acrobatic moves and fell face first on the floor, crushing it.

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lunidevojka

Genuine_seeR wrote: »

blew herself up during a gas pump fight with friends. Zoolander-style.

Yesss lol

finny11122

High speed chase. It ended with a shootout

OneHundredToLose

He tightened his tie too much one day and went out like David Carradine.

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OneHundredToLose

Zachary_Fredrick wrote: »

started binge-watching re runs of Kung Fu and forgot to eat. Starved to death.

Ha, that'd be a slow death for me. I like it.

He died when an asteroid impacted the Earth. Strangely though, it didn't kill anyone else.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Fell off the toilet giving himself the stranger and hit his head.

slimgirljo15

In my bed ......damn I knew that last position was a humdinger...sorry

ilfaith

Attacked by bees while trying to steal honey from their hive.

OneHundredToLose

Kidnapped by a stalker from MFP

blu_de_ville

Got hit by lighting trying to get signal on his phone

slimgirljo15

Drive by

blu_de_ville

Gang initiation went too hard

lunidevojka

Got shredded to death in her dreams by Kruger than became the next Kruger

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

"Fell" into a wood chipper.

lunidevojka

Became my prey.