How is the MFPer above going to die?

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lunidevojka

Kept her fake fangs in too long and bit the wrong person, they stabbed her with a wooden stake.

Mrj183

run over by a bear riding a tricycle

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slimgirljo15

Fell into a concrete mixer...now he's hard for all eternity @Mrj..
@sunn...choked on a sausage

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tried to slide down a dry waterslide. 3rd degree friction burns all over her body. Died from shock.

lunidevojka

Fell off a hay ride into some stompeding cows

slimgirljo15

Its a mystery..but the autopsy showed he was full of duck feathers

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lunidevojka

Freak accident involing hot oil and a sock tube.

Mrj183

eating ice cream

lunidevojka

Also dropped from an ice cream right beside me

jennifer_417

Shot while attempting to steal a bulldozer.

Mrj183

attacked by a flying squirrel

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

The itis.

slimgirljo15

Used as a plaything by a biker gang...

lunidevojka

Was part of said biker gang and the ducky came back for revenge.

slimgirljo15

Psychopath broke into her home..stabbed her in the neck with a fork

beacheslovecannons

Walking outside at night with your sunglasses on, getting hit by a semi for lack of vision of headlights.

slimgirljo15

Syphilis

jennifer_417

Eaten by the creature from the movie "It."

lunidevojka

was dragged to the swamp by swamp thing.

finny11122

Eaten by a bear

_Justinian_

Aliens

jbuzzed

Killed by person waiting behind him in line for coffee. He took too long ordering.

Bonny132

Death by chocolate

lunidevojka

Heel got stuck in the street, was hit by a speeding car.

V_Keto_V

Accidentally vamped an Ebola victim

Wiz_Joe

Stabbed by a broken bottle on his neck

lunidevojka

Broke both his ankles falling down a steep hill. Died from starvation.