How is the MFPer above going to die?

Thisnameischosen

Smiling

finny11122

Went to Syria on holiday ,

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Thisnameischosen

finny11122 wrote: »

Went to Syria on holiday ,

oh no he didn't!!

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LiftingRiot

She will be eaten by her cats that she hoards in her home.

finny11122

sunn_lighter wrote: »

finny11122 wrote: »

Went to Syria on holiday ,

complications from alcoholism

I rarely drink these days missy . im not 21 anymore haha

LiftingRiot

He dies from alcoholism, he is clearly in denial from his addiction

RunTimer

alone ..in the dessert..with a unopened bottle of tequila


screaming
lime!

Nograce80

He drowned in the bathtub!

raychulj22

Chokes on a baby carrot.

Thisnameischosen

Car crash from not looking where he was going

slimgirljo15

Stuck a knife in a toaster

19gabriela01

Froze while vacation in Russia

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Vending machine fell on her at a deserted hotel.

ilfaith

Sucked into a jet engine like a Canada goose

slimgirljo15

Lethal injection for pushing a vending machine on a girl

19gabriela01

Couldn't keep up swimming with his duckie and drowned in lake

slimgirljo15

Of old age

slimgirljo15

Set himself alight trying to light his farts

lunidevojka

Bottle cap shot through her eye when she was forcing open a old wine bottle.

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

blender exploded when she made margaritas

slimgirljo15

Mrs de ville...poisoned him

slimgirljo15

csbnga wrote: »

Smothered with affection

Aww..loved to death

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

choked on a prezel

ilfaith

Pileup on the Garden State Parkway

lunidevojka

fell from a very high tree whilst trying to save a cat.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Fallen on while sitting under a tree with a cat in it.

SeptemberSun_1333

Inhaling cat hairs that make a lung mass which can't be removed

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Bitten by a spider thats venom causes paralysis. Then eaten by her cat while alive.