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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Eating too much Turkey Bacon and not enough Sushi!
Turkey bacon should be illegal...0 -
^^ I agree! Pigs that fly, commonly known as Turkey Hogs, are endangered from the health craze of the early 2000's - turkey bacon.... I weep for the Turkey Hogs...
Sadly, you die dragging a chicken across the road...0 -
Bit by a black widow0
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Became the evil and swalled him made him my slave
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Trips jumping barrels0
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Jumped from an airplane but forget his parachute0
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I threw a drier in his bathtub..errr I mean somebody did
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Dog attack...0
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Rats ate her face off after she passed out from OD0
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Choked on a bone0
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Lol...
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fell through the roof while trying to spy on his ex0
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Bitten by a venomous snake while handling serpents in a church ritual0
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Crushed by a falling piano0
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Explosive orgasm0
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Terrible clown car incident.0
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Was killed by a jealous lover0
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Struck by lightning after telling a lie.0
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Suicide pact with me.0
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Ripped the tag off the mattress and the mattress exploded.0
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