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2stepscloser
2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
I love reading the racy contemporary romance novels and spend a small fortune on Amazon downloading them. Of course, my husband enjoys that I read them as well :wink:

Are there any men who have read any of the romance novels like 50 Shades, Crossfire Series, etc? Do you read them with your spouse/SO or have you read them out of curiousity?
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  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
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    I confess that I do not read any of that stuff.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    I confess that I do not read any of that stuff.

    I have to go with this...sorry lol
  • TravisBikes
    TravisBikes Posts: 674 Member
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    Nope. Can't say that I have. Give me some solid WoT, GoT, or a decent biography, and you have me sold.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I'm not a guy, but I don't read them either. I am not opposed to erotic fiction, but it must be well written.
  • HouseWolf1960
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    Have my wife reading Fifty Shades.
    Told her I expect a full ORAL report.
    And completed homework assignments.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    I'm not a guy, but I don't read them either. I am not opposed to erotic fiction, but it must be well written.

    Ditto.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    Yeah... Instead of reading 50 Shades, I'd just save some time and watch porn. Then read a good book.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,874 Member
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    I confess that I do not read any of that stuff.

    I will also confess that I do not read any of that stuff....
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    Have my wife reading Fifty Shades.
    Told her I expect a full ORAL report.
    And completed homework assignments.

    My husband hasn't read any of them either but I know your wife will happily oblige to any homework assignments ;)
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Yeah... Instead of reading 50 Shades, I'd just save some time and watch porn. Then read a good book.

    best answer yet lol
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Every time someone reads 50 Shades and enjoys it, a kitten is murdered.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    I have not read much lately, but I have enjoyed the benefit of people reading some of the recent stuff.

    I would suggest the Beauty series by Anne Rice (under an non de plum) . I read much of that one out loud to someone a few years back. that was fun reading time. :happy:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    None of that drivel can touch my imagination or even memories.
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
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    I read 50 Shades.
    I didn't advertise that I was when in the middle of reading it. It was amazingly funny walking into some conversations women were having about the book and I was able to respond. Some of the looks on their faces were priceless!

    What surprised me even more was how some of the innuendos were and are taken totally out of the context and mean something else, but women don't know.
  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 510 Member
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    I'm not a guy, but I don't read them either. I am not opposed to erotic fiction, but it must be well written.

    Ditto.

    Right on. 50 Shades of lousy juvenile fan fiction is a no. Kushiel's Dart? Yes.
  • PeanutButterLuver
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    *in for homework assignments*

    Michelle, get back to work!! Lol
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    Nope.

    Well, I have seen reviews such as this one:

    http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215


    And heard some audio excerpts. There is a ton of stuff from Usenet which is written with more style.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    Every time someone reads 50 Shades and enjoys it, a kitten is murdered.


    QFT.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,874 Member
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    Yeah... Instead of reading 50 Shades, I'd just save some time and watch porn. Then read a good book.

    How you doin'