Ok Guys...Fess Up

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  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    I have read some. Entertaining. : ) Not a regular reader of it though.

    literotica.com/stories/ has a bunch of user submitted stories in any flavor you can imagine for free.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    50 Shades was a GREAT series. Don't let anyone tell you different. Its pron you're looking for however...I could see how you wouldn't like this, since there is actually an amazing story behind it. READ them!! :-D
    Sarcasm? Or the only books you've ever read?
  • Rosannajo88
    Rosannajo88 Posts: 212 Member
    I read 50 shades out of curiosity. Worst book I have ever read and about as racy as a three legged turtle.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    My wife read the first one and would stop occasionally to read some of the "serious" parts to me so we can lol together. It's garbage. Poorly written, about as exciting as watching paint dry, and did I mention poorly written?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Are there any men who have read any of the romance novels like 50 Shades, Crossfire Series, etc?

    Do you read them with your spouse/SO or have you read them out of curiousity?

    No and no.
    I surf adult vids.
    I am visual.

    Okay, maybe it isn't too cut and dry like that, but somewhat. I have read 'romance' books in the past and written some pretty saucy stuff too for a literature website that was around years and years ago. It is always entcing to find an author or person who can capture your mind, feelings, and imagination with words.

    But really, I just surf videos anymore.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I need to say that it is very sad to me that anyone needs these books to have a good sex life. Enjoying reading erotica (which these books barely are, anyway) is fine. I get it. But to NEED it because your so uptight in the bedroom makes me sad. Sex is not something to be ashamed of. Asking for what you want isn't to be ashamed of.

    Loosen up, live a little and have some real fun!

    Well sometimes a lady does need to rub a quick one out and needs a quick idea.
    My imagination and sexual history provide plenty. :-)

    I love you. :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I need to say that it is very sad to me that anyone needs these books to have a good sex life. Enjoying reading erotica (which these books barely are, anyway) is fine. I get it. But to NEED it because your so uptight in the bedroom makes me sad. Sex is not something to be ashamed of. Asking for what you want isn't to be ashamed of.

    Loosen up, live a little and have some real fun!

    Well sometimes a lady does need to rub a quick one out and needs a quick idea.
    My imagination and sexual history provide plenty. :-)

    I love you. :flowerforyou: :drinker:
    ;-)

    Not that some good porn isn't nice every once in a while. lol
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member

    Not that some good porn isn't nice every once in a while. lol

    LOL you know those lady bits dont mind a bit of badly filmed, poorly acted, 1970's naughty picture every now and then. Bom chicka wow wow..."Hey pizza delivery ma'am." "OOOO do you have a big slice of hot sausage for my pie." Why yes I do ma'am"....and action starts.
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    Yeah... Instead of reading 50 Shades, I'd just save some time and watch porn. Then read a good book.

    QFT
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    In the 90s, way before the ShadesOG series, Ann Rice wrote S&M erotica.
    I knew men who actually read that and there's another S+M author from
    the 70s men are knowing to collect but it is written as SciFi. Depends on how
    it's packaged to intrigue men I guess.

    Yes, the Beauty series and the Gor series. :wink:

    I only just remembered For. ding.ding.ding we have a winner. To think I was beginning
    to think nobody here knew what I was referring to. Guess the world of Bdsm doesn't
    touch mfp. lol
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I read 50 shades out of curiosity. Worst book I have ever read and about as racy as a three legged turtle.

    That is going to be a new phrase in my lexicon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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