.. you may be a bro.
MagnumBurrito
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Do you do your curls, while wearing brotanks, and stare at your evergrowing pump, in the mirror that's mirin you.. you may be a bro.
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I guess I'm a bro. I did that today, though, with just a regular tank, I think.0
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Do you snort your PWO cuz you can't wait longer than 30 seconds for it to kick in.. you may be a bro.0
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wolfsbayne2 wrote: »I guess I'm a bro. I did that today, though, with just a regular tank, I think.
You make the tank bro, bro!0 -
MagnumBurrito wrote: »wolfsbayne2 wrote: »I guess I'm a bro. I did that today, though, with just a regular tank, I think.
You make the tank bro, bro!
lol, I'm a woman, so....
I don't take PWO, either0 -
Do you obnoxiously groan through each rep, drop the weight and immediately flex in the mirror? you may be a bro.0
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... when you spend 15 minutes between reps checking out your gains on your phone from last workout.0
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You constantly talk about the "sick pump" you got from your workout two days ago........0
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You text in between sets, monopolizing the power rack......0
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you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....0
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You own a TapOut or Affliction t-shirt0
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You nod at other bro's in the gym as you drag all of your equipment from bench to bench........0
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Your morning routine for getting ready includes Axe body spray at any point0
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BRO!0
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You do one set, and then walk around the gym for 10 minutes. Repeat.0
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You insisted that the dealership put a spoiler on your Honda before you signed the paperwork0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »You own a TapOut or Affliction t-shirt
ha! Phew, luckily I tossed my one affliction shirt in the trash a few years back!0 -
You refer to days of the week as such..... Chest Day, Back Day, Arm Day, Leg Day........errr who the F*#K am I kidding....BROs DON'T DO NO LEG DAY!!!!0
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You leave the Olybar loaded with the weights from your sets, and expect others to re rack them.0
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Literally every interaction you have with anyone of the gender to which you are attracted is sexual in nature0
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MagnumBurrito wrote: »you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....
Thanks for the props... I will let this one slide. Lmao
You are driving one handed while you rip a Quest bar open with your teeth... eating it in three bites like your gainz depend on it.0 -
Ofcourse. Bros are usually most jacked and strongest in the gym, #proudbro #halfnatty0
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if you quote Arnold in Pumping Iron0
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you maybe bro when you bench the most and sloots mirin0
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Jersey__Devil wrote: »if you quote Arnold in Pumping Iron
"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic..."
man i even read it in his voice
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Your tan makes you look like there's an Oompa Loompa somewhere in your ancestry0
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If your fake tan blinds small animals and children.0
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