.. you may be a bro.

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  • maybebaby34
    maybebaby34 Posts: 234 Member
    You are a chickbro when while flexing in the mirror you make eye contact with the dude behind you daring him to a flex off.
  • sjohnson__1
    sjohnson__1 Posts: 405 Member
    edited October 2015
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    You hate Planet Fitness because they don't let you slam weights around and scream while you lift

    ha.

    Or bc they have more cardio machines than free weights....

  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited October 2015
    When you high-five your bro for a three plate bench press.


    On the smith machine.


    *** Witnessed that this morning ***
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    While people die of muscle-wasting diseases, you think for some reason that Jesus cares about your gainz.
  • moijo1
    moijo1 Posts: 1,214 Member
    I dont understand the question.. TRANSLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!! :s
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You think "GTL" is a way of life
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    edited October 2015
    You do push-ups in the sauna.
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    You are chickbro when u working out in heels
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    if you quote Arnold in Pumping Iron

    "The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic..."

    man i even read it in his voice

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  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    If you've married your first cousin.

    HHAHA..

    When you have your friends make a special stop at the convenience store just for you to buy milk so you can take your protein and you scarf tit down in the parking lot..

    I thought you were gonna say so you can do bicep curls with the milk jugs.
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  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    One more..

    You talk to yourself in a conceited manner during your sets—“Yea, squeeze it, c’mon, just one more rep.”

    I always just scream I hate you dad.

    this made me laugh so hard. haha
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    you always stand w legs apart and hands folded in front of your body w your chest pumped up.
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Your take anything Dom Izzetti says to heart...

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