.. you may be a bro.

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  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    When you help other achieve their goals in life and dont do drugs or drink, Instead you make old people laugh in night to make them feel wanted and kids highly look up to you as a role model
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    Every day is upper body day.
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    You carry your protein shaker everywhere you go.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    You think the Jheri curl is new bicep curl.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I had to do this one...

    You think pre-training sex will ruin your gainz...
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    I like this one...

    You wear long pants with a sleeveless tee to cover up your scrawny legs and show off your “broceps"

    I know that guy. I see him on the weekends. He gets into his machine biceps curls, and I quote:

    "Yeah. That's how it is! UNH!"
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    you must get your pump on before any social event..
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You have this sticker on your car:

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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    I like this one...

    You wear long pants with a sleeveless tee to cover up your scrawny legs and show off your “broceps"

    I know that guy. I see him on the weekends. He gets into his machine biceps curls, and I quote:

    "Yeah. That's how it is! UNH!"

    HAHAHAHA...

    You think Metallica is as hardcore as rock music gets
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    When you respect every person on this earth, score perfect As and teachers love you
  • maybebaby34
    maybebaby34 Posts: 234 Member
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    maybebaby34 wrote: »
    You spend twenty minutes finding the right filter to show off the new pump.

    But haven't we all? lol

    I think we have all done half this stuff...lol Filters are my best friend. I have 4 apps for that...

  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    You wear a bodybuilding.com t'shirt every where you go..
    Or wife beater.

    Does it count if it's underneath my button up?
    Only if you have a gold rope-chain hanging around your neck.

    Nope... I must be safe then.
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Your favorite appliance is the blender.

    Not the Blender Bottle?
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You hate Planet Fitness because they don't let you slam weights around and scream while you lift
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    Your favorite appliance is the blender.

    Not the Blender Bottle?

    Blender Bottle will do too...

    You wear a lifting belt during pretty much any exercise that doesn’t even involve your core

  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    when people use you because you are so nice but you still let them because you are a bro and you dont wanna hurt people feelings
  • maybebaby34
    maybebaby34 Posts: 234 Member
    You only take group photos with people smaller than you.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    You eat every 3 hours on the dot.
  • Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves
    Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves Posts: 149 Member
    maybebaby34 wrote: »
    Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves wrote: »
    maybebaby34 wrote: »
    MagnumBurrito wrote: »
    you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....

    Thanks for the props... I will let this one slide. Lmao

    You are driving one handed while you rip a Quest bar open with your teeth... eating it in three bites like your gainz depend on it.

    Even if it is the pumpkin pie one, that taste like plastic coated card board?!! @maybebaby34

    Just choked that air freshener *kitten* down...had to save my gainz in my Quest drought! Totally wearing a homemade brotank btw. Truth!

    OMG!! @maybebaby34 I just choked laughing. Also my #SWOLE tank is packed in my bag for lifting tonight. Gotta show I am lookin for my gainz!
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    when you are highly respected individual in society and you often donate to charities that are figting for kids who dont get to eat
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Think creatine is a steroid
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    You hate Planet Fitness because they don't let you slam weights around and scream while you lift

    That is only the minutiae of why PF needs to go away.......
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    You have a small panic attack when you go to eat something that isn't in MFP....... "What are the MACROS??!?!?!? I must know?!??!?!?!?" "What about my gainz?!??!?!"
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    When you "aww" everytime you see a little kid giggling and kids mother see you as an ideal husband and ask you out but you reject her anyway because you dont wanna break a relationship
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Last one for a few minutes.. I will back to the forum...

    YOU MUST drink exactly 2:1 carbohydrate to protein shake within 20 minutes post work out or else....
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    Bring your protein tub with you to the gym.............
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    Give disabled kids piggyback rides and just be happy with them
  • Vixyb_
    Vixyb_ Posts: 142 Member
    edited October 2015
    :D:D
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    You hate Planet Fitness because they don't let you slam weights around and scream while you lift

    You're upset when Planet Fitness doesn't immediately throw you out for being swole enough

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