.. you may be a bro.
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When you help other achieve their goals in life and dont do drugs or drink, Instead you make old people laugh in night to make them feel wanted and kids highly look up to you as a role model0
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Every day is upper body day.0
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You carry your protein shaker everywhere you go.0
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You think the Jheri curl is new bicep curl.0
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I had to do this one...
You think pre-training sex will ruin your gainz...0 -
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you must get your pump on before any social event..0
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You have this sticker on your car:
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When you respect every person on this earth, score perfect As and teachers love you0
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nakedraygun wrote: »maybebaby34 wrote: »You spend twenty minutes finding the right filter to show off the new pump.
But haven't we all? lol
I think we have all done half this stuff...lol Filters are my best friend. I have 4 apps for that...
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nakedraygun wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »
Does it count if it's underneath my button up?
Nope... I must be safe then.0 -
You hate Planet Fitness because they don't let you slam weights around and scream while you lift0
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BecomingBane wrote: »
Blender Bottle will do too...
You wear a lifting belt during pretty much any exercise that doesn’t even involve your core
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when people use you because you are so nice but you still let them because you are a bro and you dont wanna hurt people feelings0
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You only take group photos with people smaller than you.0
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You eat every 3 hours on the dot.0
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maybebaby34 wrote: »Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves wrote: »maybebaby34 wrote: »MagnumBurrito wrote: »you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....
Thanks for the props... I will let this one slide. Lmao
You are driving one handed while you rip a Quest bar open with your teeth... eating it in three bites like your gainz depend on it.
Even if it is the pumpkin pie one, that taste like plastic coated card board?!! @maybebaby34
Just choked that air freshener *kitten* down...had to save my gainz in my Quest drought! Totally wearing a homemade brotank btw. Truth!
OMG!! @maybebaby34 I just choked laughing. Also my #SWOLE tank is packed in my bag for lifting tonight. Gotta show I am lookin for my gainz!0 -
when you are highly respected individual in society and you often donate to charities that are figting for kids who dont get to eat0
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Think creatine is a steroid0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »You hate Planet Fitness because they don't let you slam weights around and scream while you lift
That is only the minutiae of why PF needs to go away.......0 -
You have a small panic attack when you go to eat something that isn't in MFP....... "What are the MACROS??!?!?!? I must know?!??!?!?!?" "What about my gainz?!??!?!"0
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When you "aww" everytime you see a little kid giggling and kids mother see you as an ideal husband and ask you out but you reject her anyway because you dont wanna break a relationship0
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Last one for a few minutes.. I will back to the forum...
YOU MUST drink exactly 2:1 carbohydrate to protein shake within 20 minutes post work out or else....0 -
Bring your protein tub with you to the gym.............0
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Give disabled kids piggyback rides and just be happy with them0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »You hate Planet Fitness because they don't let you slam weights around and scream while you lift
You're upset when Planet Fitness doesn't immediately throw you out for being swole enough0
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