.. you may be a bro.

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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited October 2015
    If you use the word Beasty in every sentence or phrase.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited October 2015
    You post daily "motivational" quotes you write yourself that make not a shred of sense. *
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    If you've married your first cousin.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited October 2015
    "Sups bro. Sups."
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    If you dont really need spotter, just showing off
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    If you've married your first cousin.

    HHAHA..

    When you have your friends make a special stop at the convenience store just for you to buy milk so you can take your protein and you scarf tit down in the parking lot..
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited October 2015
    You create badly designed motivational graphics with pictures of yourself showing off your gains.*



    *I've seen this way too many times on Bodybuilding.com.
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    when you dont forget to use dat der #nohomo


    dont ever forget that
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited October 2015
    gia07 wrote: »
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    If you've married your first cousin.

    HHAHA..

    When you have your friends make a special stop at the convenience store just for you to buy milk so you can take your protein and you scarf tit down in the parking lot..

    When you refer to your cheap protein farts to as "cologne."
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    You wear a bodybuilding.com t'shirt every where you go..
  • maybebaby34
    maybebaby34 Posts: 234 Member
    You look shredded AF but the chick in the corner can out squat you.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    If you've married your first cousin.

    HHAHA..

    When you have your friends make a special stop at the convenience store just for you to buy milk so you can take your protein and you scarf tit down in the parking lot..

    When you refer to your cheap protein farts to as "cologne."

    HAHAHAHAHA...
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You wear boardshorts all the time, and frequently pair them with sandals.
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    You judge a mirror on how good your gainz look in it..
  • Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves
    Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves Posts: 149 Member
    maybebaby34 wrote: »
    MagnumBurrito wrote: »
    you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....

    Thanks for the props... I will let this one slide. Lmao

    You are driving one handed while you rip a Quest bar open with your teeth... eating it in three bites like your gainz depend on it.

    Even if it is the pumpkin pie one, that taste like plastic coated card board?!! @maybebaby34
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited October 2015
    gia07 wrote: »
    You wear a bodybuilding.com t'shirt every where you go..
    Or wife beater.




    EDIT: This was me in the 90s btw happy as bro curling over the bench press because racks were not as common place because no one did leg day.
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    You wear a bodybuilding.com t'shirt every where you go..
    Or wife beater.

    Does it count if it's underneath my button up?
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    When you one of those guys who are genuinely successful at life. They pull women, do well in academics, and are looked favorably upon by their elders. They are a source of jealousy for all of their peers, and just kick so much *kitten* at life it isn't funny.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Your favorite appliance is the blender.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    nakedraygun wrote: »
    gia07 wrote: »
    You wear a bodybuilding.com t'shirt every where you go..
    Or wife beater.

    Does it count if it's underneath my button up?
    Only if you have a gold rope-chain hanging around your neck.
  • maybebaby34
    maybebaby34 Posts: 234 Member
    Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves wrote: »
    maybebaby34 wrote: »
    MagnumBurrito wrote: »
    you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....

    Thanks for the props... I will let this one slide. Lmao

    You are driving one handed while you rip a Quest bar open with your teeth... eating it in three bites like your gainz depend on it.

    Even if it is the pumpkin pie one, that taste like plastic coated card board?!! @maybebaby34

    Just choked that air freshener *kitten* down...had to save my gainz in my Quest drought! Totally wearing a homemade brotank btw. Truth!
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    gia07 wrote: »
    Your favorite appliance is the blender.
    lol. Right after that your next favorite appliance would be your tanning booth.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    If your favorite movie is NO PAIN NO GAIN..
  • maybebaby34
    maybebaby34 Posts: 234 Member
    You spend twenty minutes finding the right filter to show off the new pump.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You don't leave the house without a Monster or Rockstar energy drink
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    maybebaby34 wrote: »
    You spend twenty minutes finding the right filter to show off the new pump.

    But haven't we all? lol
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I like this one...

    You wear long pants with a sleeveless tee to cover up your scrawny legs and show off your “broceps"
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    One more..

    You talk to yourself in a conceited manner during your sets—“Yea, squeeze it, c’mon, just one more rep.”
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    maybebaby34 wrote: »
    You spend twenty minutes finding the right filter to show off the new pump.

    Black and white.. always black and white.

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