Alli / Xenical, Does It Work? (Please Only Answer If You Have Actually Taken It)

middlehaitch · November 2015

I am just so glad I am not on Alli. I have laughed so much at these posts my living room would have been redecorated orange by now.

Cheers, h.

kk_inprogress · November 2015

middlehaitch wrote: »

I am just so glad I am not on Alli. I have laughed so much at these posts my living room would have been redecorated orange by now.

Cheers, h.

HAHAHAHAHA. I love this.

trina1049 · November 2015

I think parts of this thread stink. You know, the orange ones.

Ninkyou · November 2015

middlehaitch wrote: »

I am just so glad I am not on Alli. I have laughed so much at these posts my living room would have been redecorated orange by now.

Cheers, h.

Yeah, good thing or your bathroom would match your living room too.

dbanks80 · November 2015

tincanonastring wrote: »

I don't like how everybody is just dumping on Alli. OP asked for positive responses, not crappy replies.

snicker snort.

Becoming_A_Butterfly · November 2015

TavistockToad wrote: »

jofjltncb6 wrote: »

snickerscharlie wrote: »

OP, your username may end up being oddly appropriate if you take this stuff.

I scanned through the posts to see if this had been covered yet.

Seeing that it has, there's nothing left for me to do in here.

(I guess I could tell the story of how my wife had to bring me an entire change of clothes including shoes and socks to work one day and pass them through the door when I mistrusted a fart while standing at a urinal many many years ago...but won't because that would be unnecessarily embarrassing.)

The phrase 'mistrusted a fart' has made me nearly cry on the bus....

BZAH10 · November 2015

PikaKnight wrote: »

Ninkyou wrote: »

I've never taken Alli, BUT, I do have a real world story to share.

I used to work at a furniture store... about 3 years ago. We once had a a female customer come into the store. Well, she had to make a break for the bathroom quite suddenly. After some time the salesperson who had been working with her complained (I was in customer service) that the lady never came back and that he'd wasted time with her. A handful of minutes passed and I went to the bathroom. What I saw I can never ever unsee.

Without going into too much gruesome detail, there was orange poo everywhere. The lady's clothes were in the trash, soiled. The lady was in one of the stalls hysterically crying. I left and told the manager about it. She went to help out the lady and basically gave her a sheet from one of the floor model beds to cover herself so she could leave the bathroom. The manager later told us the lady said she was taking Alli and she'd basically exploded everywhere. She apologized over and over. I felt bad for the lady. How embarassing and humiliating for her that must have been. Then the other customer service girl I worked with volunteered to clean the bathroom (we didn't have a cleaning service at the time, it was a brand new store). I didn't envy her position. It was the single most grossest thing I've ever seen (and I have 2 kids...so...).

So yeah... word of caution there....

Oh my dear god. Whhhoooaaaa :noway: That poor woman!

I'm late to this thread but this was my reaction to this story as well. And while I do feel badly for both the woman who experienced this and @Ninkyou for witnessing it I believe the customer service gal who VOLUNTEERED to clean the bathroom afterwards is a saint. I'd have to burn it down and build a new one.

Ninkyou · November 2015

BZAH10 wrote: »

PikaKnight wrote: »

Ninkyou wrote: »

I've never taken Alli, BUT, I do have a real world story to share.

I used to work at a furniture store... about 3 years ago. We once had a a female customer come into the store. Well, she had to make a break for the bathroom quite suddenly. After some time the salesperson who had been working with her complained (I was in customer service) that the lady never came back and that he'd wasted time with her. A handful of minutes passed and I went to the bathroom. What I saw I can never ever unsee.

Without going into too much gruesome detail, there was orange poo everywhere. The lady's clothes were in the trash, soiled. The lady was in one of the stalls hysterically crying. I left and told the manager about it. She went to help out the lady and basically gave her a sheet from one of the floor model beds to cover herself so she could leave the bathroom. The manager later told us the lady said she was taking Alli and she'd basically exploded everywhere. She apologized over and over. I felt bad for the lady. How embarassing and humiliating for her that must have been. Then the other customer service girl I worked with volunteered to clean the bathroom (we didn't have a cleaning service at the time, it was a brand new store). I didn't envy her position. It was the single most grossest thing I've ever seen (and I have 2 kids...so...).

So yeah... word of caution there....

Oh my dear god. Whhhoooaaaa :noway: That poor woman!

I'm late to this thread but this was my reaction to this story as well. And while I do feel badly for both the woman who experienced this and @Ninkyou for witnessing it I believe the customer service gal who VOLUNTEERED to clean the bathroom afterwards is a saint. I'd have to burn it down and build a new one.

Yeah, she was one of those girls that pretty much would do anything. She was very soft-spoken and nice. I told her she deserved hazard pay for that, lol.

PikaKnight · November 2015

Ninkyou wrote: »

BZAH10 wrote: »

PikaKnight wrote: »

Ninkyou wrote: »

I've never taken Alli, BUT, I do have a real world story to share.

I used to work at a furniture store... about 3 years ago. We once had a a female customer come into the store. Well, she had to make a break for the bathroom quite suddenly. After some time the salesperson who had been working with her complained (I was in customer service) that the lady never came back and that he'd wasted time with her. A handful of minutes passed and I went to the bathroom. What I saw I can never ever unsee.

Without going into too much gruesome detail, there was orange poo everywhere. The lady's clothes were in the trash, soiled. The lady was in one of the stalls hysterically crying. I left and told the manager about it. She went to help out the lady and basically gave her a sheet from one of the floor model beds to cover herself so she could leave the bathroom. The manager later told us the lady said she was taking Alli and she'd basically exploded everywhere. She apologized over and over. I felt bad for the lady. How embarassing and humiliating for her that must have been. Then the other customer service girl I worked with volunteered to clean the bathroom (we didn't have a cleaning service at the time, it was a brand new store). I didn't envy her position. It was the single most grossest thing I've ever seen (and I have 2 kids...so...).

So yeah... word of caution there....

Oh my dear god. Whhhoooaaaa :noway: That poor woman!

I'm late to this thread but this was my reaction to this story as well. And while I do feel badly for both the woman who experienced this and @Ninkyou for witnessing it I believe the customer service gal who VOLUNTEERED to clean the bathroom afterwards is a saint. I'd have to burn it down and build a new one.

Yeah, she was one of those girls that pretty much would do anything. She was very soft-spoken and nice. I told her she deserved hazard pay for that, lol.