UNflattering selfie thread

PurringMyrrh · December 2015

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Worst tongue bite ever. Idk how I even bit the middle of it. Looking so hot here, great angle

um ... Kace. This is the UNflattering selfie thread, not the selfie-mutilation thread. Damn! How long did that take to heal? Or did it ever???

Bled off an on for about 5 hours, the hypochondriac in me was like I'm for sure gonna bleed out I somehow managed an actual gash in the middle but completely healed within a couple days.

and another thing @kace_kay you look like you're all of 12 years old in this pic. Just how long ago did this happen???

Lmao it was maybe 4 months ago I love that I coulda passed for a preteen!
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PurringMyrrh wrote: »

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AmandALR2602 wrote: »

I bit my tongue! Ouch

Worst tongue bite ever. Idk how I even bit the middle of it. Looking so hot here, great angle

Hot...lol. My ex bit his in the middle so bad one time, he opened it up like a flappy manhole cover and had to get stitches. We were fishing in the snow and by the time we packed up and left, it looked like someone had clubbed a seal to death on the beach. Amazing how much they can bleed!

OMG that sounds awful!! they sure can bleed! I bet getting stitches on your tongue is freaking torture!

The best part was when the ER doctor had to bust out the stitchery manual and start looking up how to do oral stuff. He was like "Pardon this, but I've never stitched a tongue before..."