"Interesting" baby names

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  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
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    When my son was born, my nurse told me that some lady down the hall named her daughter "Fakina Knight".

    My brother also went to school with a girl named "Kishma Ashe"

    Some people!

    edited to add....I also work in the correctional system.....I have a Cash Register and a Bloody Feathers Mayo on my caseload!
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
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    The weirdest one I heard was "A-a" pronounced "UH-DASH-UH" I will never get over that.

    Now that is strange! :noway:
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
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    Girl names :Tyann,Angelique,Mahala,Shae,Leona
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    Ndamukong Suh (Detroit Lions defensive tackle) always cracks me up....nothing like giving a kid a name they won' t be able to spell or pronounce for years :laugh:
  • Randyamc
    Randyamc Posts: 365 Member
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    The weirdest one I heard was "A-a" pronounced "UH-DASH-UH" I will never get over that.

    Yup, saw a La-a pronounced in the same fashion.
  • mrdk92
    mrdk92 Posts: 24 Member
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    It's either Penn or Teller that has a daughter named Moxi Crime Fighter.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    I work for a world wide company and deal with Asia quite a bit, they have some strage names......I must say the oddest i've come accross are from Thailand, Watcharaporn and Jumponsak ........ :huh:

    NO joke, I communicate with them both on a regular basis.
    I had a guy call me at work one time from our Tokyo office and his name was pronounced "Itchy Coochie". I have no idea how it was spelled, but i kept the voice mail he'd left me for years so I could call it up and play it for friends when we were drinking...it never got old!
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
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    Acaintenaces of mine named their sons Thor and Conan...I thought that was weird, but compared to some of the names on here, they now sound quite normal.
  • elaineirene84
    elaineirene84 Posts: 65 Member
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    I worked at a call center and a lady I spoke with was named China, pronounced Sha-nay. I found that to be hilarious.
  • TinaRoberts67
    TinaRoberts67 Posts: 35 Member
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    I work at a car dealership and we see all kinds of unusual names...the one that has always stuck with me was Rusty Fender..:laugh:
  • hungreeteacher17
    hungreeteacher17 Posts: 135 Member
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    Don't name your kids after what you were drinking when you got pregnant, I have taught Chardonnay, Kavocsea' (ka-va-sea-ay), Hennesse, & Seagram. Why???
    Also noticed the weirder the name the more discipline issues the child has in school.
  • SweetestLibby
    SweetestLibby Posts: 607 Member
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    I work for a world wide company and deal with Asia quite a bit, they have some strage names......I must say the oddest i've come accross are from Thailand, Watcharaporn and Jumponsak ........ :huh:

    NO joke, I communicate with them both on a regular basis.
    I had a guy call me at work one time from our Tokyo office and his name was pronounced "Itchy Coochie". I have no idea how it was spelled, but i kept the voice mail he'd left me for years so I could call it up and play it for friends when we were drinking...it never got old!

    First name was most likely spelled Ichi - got nothing for the last name. In undergrad one of my friends was named Ichiro - nicknamed Itchy! We called his girlfriend Scratchy
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    I work for a world wide company and deal with Asia quite a bit, they have some strage names......I must say the oddest i've come accross are from Thailand, Watcharaporn and Jumponsak ........ :huh:

    NO joke, I communicate with them both on a regular basis.
    I had a guy call me at work one time from our Tokyo office and his name was pronounced "Itchy Coochie". I have no idea how it was spelled, but i kept the voice mail he'd left me for years so I could call it up and play it for friends when we were drinking...it never got old!

    First name was most likely spelled Ichi - got nothing for the last name. In undergrad one of my friends was named Ichiro - nicknamed Itchy! We called his girlfriend Scratchy
    Actually, myself and a coworker spent hours combing the Toyko listings in the company directory trying to figure it out, but we never found anything that we could connect to the way he pronounced his name. Japanese often refer to themselves by last name, but I never did find out the spelling....
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    My uncle's ex-wife is a social worker, and she said that some woman named her kids Syphilis (pronounced Sa-phyllis) and Gonorrhea (pronounced Ga-Nora). WTF?

    I've heard this story too, along with kids named lamonjelo and oronjelo. (Orange jello and lemon jello.) I think they are urban legends but I am not one to start an argument with a hawt (pronounced HAAAWWWWTTT) English teacher from Detroit.

    My mother nearly named me Forrest Greenbriar until my dad threatened to abandon the family. Thanks Pops!!

    Edit: cuz thats what you do when you write.

    Not urban legend.
    My husband is a paramedic and LamonJelo is the real deal... :tongue:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    When i worked at a hospital, we would occasionally hop onto the online nursery and see what names there were. There were two that were born relatively close to eachother. One was Pistol Patsy and the other was Furious Charles.

    :laugh:
    Sound like nicknames for the royal family :bigsmile:
    Maybe you should email the names to William and Kate... :happy:
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    ShaDooki
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Oh I got some thrillers for you guys....
    I went to school with a girl name Twila (long before twilight)
    I had a guy friend whose name was Axel
    Pateints named Cruella,Muffy , a male patient named Lynn a friend named her son King, another named his daughter Millenia ,nieces by marrige (ex) names Aileen and Eyleen (pronounced Ileen and Aleen) I work with a Bathsheba
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    My uncle's ex-wife is a social worker, and she said that some woman named her kids Syphilis (pronounced Sa-phyllis) and Gonorrhea (pronounced Ga-Nora). WTF?

    I've heard this story too, along with kids named lamonjelo and oronjelo. (Orange jello and lemon jello.) I think they are urban legends but I am not one to start an argument with a hawt (pronounced HAAAWWWWTTT) English teacher from Detroit.

    My mother nearly named me Forrest Greenbriar until my dad threatened to abandon the family. Thanks Pops!!

    Edit: cuz thats what you do when you write.

    Yeah I heard the lamonjelo and oronjelo one too. lol, my uncle's ex is crazy, so who knows where she actually heard this?
  • Tubtui
    Tubtui Posts: 53
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    I have a friend named Kitty.

    Also, I've read some parents seriously named their daughter Chlamydia. Wtg naming your child after a sexually transmitted disease.

    My partner is adamant about calling a possible future son of ours Luke. Just so he can say: "Luke, I am your father!"
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    Apparently they call her "Northie" which is kind of cute. But they chose North because it means strong and powerful.

    I thought it meant barren snow-covered wasteland. :bigsmile:

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