my wife makes me mad

Krizzo87 · June 2013

If she's this way with your son, I'd hate to see your sammiches.

I haven't had a proper sammich in ages, ma'am.

I make an excellent sammich...with lots of bacon, mustn't forget the bacon!

I don't like bacon, how about a steak sammich and a protein shake.

Your wish is my command. Shall I bring it to you naked?

If you don't mind a cat fight with Glove and CatrinaH, I suppose.

I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..

Perplexities · June 2013

If she's this way with your son, I'd hate to see your sammiches.

I haven't had a proper sammich in ages, ma'am.

I make an excellent sammich...with lots of bacon, mustn't forget the bacon!

I don't like bacon, how about a steak sammich and a protein shake.

Your wish is my command. Shall I bring it to you naked?

If you don't mind a cat fight with Glove and CatrinaH, I suppose.

I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..

They're good on protein, I think Catrina would appreciate a well made sammich though!

Perplexities · June 2013

I made a thread that didn't get closed. I think a strike being removed from my account is in order, Olivia?

delaniecastillo · June 2013

DOES YOUR SON EVEN LIFT?

Curved_Chica · June 2013

Bahahaha...love this

catrinaHwechanged · June 2013

I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..

They're good on protein, I think Catrina would appreciate a well made sammich though!

I am famished!!

AwesomeCMB95 · June 2013

As many said, communication is key. This is not going to stop on it's own, it's gonna take you stepping up and telling your wife that although she comes with good intent, this is still not healthy for your children. A child needs fresh foods, not processed foods, which adults need as well. At a young age, weight should not be a huge problem with kids. You and your wife should feed the children healthy, but let your children grow into their bodies before they are put on a strict diet.

Hendrix7 · June 2013

As many said, communication is key. This is not going to stop on it's own, it's gonna take you stepping up and telling your wife that although she comes with good intent, this is still not healthy for your children. A child needs fresh foods, not processed foods, which adults need as well. At a young age, weight should not be a huge problem with kids. You and your wife should feed the children healthy, but let your children grow into their bodies before they are put on a strict diet.

Are you serious?

Do you actually exist?

PlayerHatinDogooder · June 2013

As many said, communication is key. This is not going to stop on it's own, it's gonna take you stepping up and telling your wife that although she comes with good intent, this is still not healthy for your children. A child needs fresh foods, not processed foods, which adults need as well. At a young age, weight should not be a huge problem with kids. You and your wife should feed the children healthy, but let your children grow into their bodies before they are put on a strict diet.

Celery sounds pretty fresh to me.

Contrarian · June 2013

Why do you want your son to be fat? Do you hate him?

Krizzo87 · June 2013

I can bring them sandwiches and protein shakes, too..

They're good on protein, I think Catrina would appreciate a well made sammich though!

I am famished!!

I'll make you two sammiches then!

jennifershoo · June 2013

Oh great! Chlamydibrah is making fun of people again.

BinaryPulsar · June 2013

I know this is just a parody, but a child isn't considered underweight in the 10th percentile. Only when they go below the 5th percentile, but even then it could be because they had a sudden growth spurt in height and need their weight to catch up, or they could be a combination of tall and small framed. And this also applies to the original thread as well about the child in the 90th percentile. These percentiles do not indicate being overfat in children, unless you have other visual reasons to conclude that. It's also just based on averages.