My Journey (or, beginner blogs/posts: the first month)
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AllTehBeers wrote: »This is level-37 type mean.
YOU LIVE!!!!0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
Hahhaha, great sad-but-true reference.
Before MFP, I never knew so many women knew so little about their bodies.0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »AllTehBeers wrote: »This is level-37 type mean.
YOU LIVE!!!!
I'm pretty sure it's just my zombie corpse.0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
I truly believe that PMS isn't real, kind of like the female orgasm, it's just an excuse for women to act crazy a few days a month and over eat food. That's why women actually complain about weight gain during that time, it has nothing to do with the "hormones". It's because you stuff your face with chocolate!!!!
Actual quote from my college roommate: "I never PMSed until I got to college and realized it was an option."
Bahaha, brilliant.0 -
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fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
You met @senecarr huh?
To be fair, I usually, explicitly avoid saying anything on those threads because I know how odd and unproductive it will be for someone that doesn't have a biological function to tell someone that's lived with for decades how it works. Worst case scenario I get told off, best case I end up with some goofy title like MFP's resident amateur gynecologist or some such.0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
You met @senecarr huh?
To be fair, I usually, explicitly avoid saying anything on those threads because I know how odd and unproductive it will be for someone that doesn't have a biological function to tell someone that's lived with for decades how it works. Worst case scenario I get told off, best case I end up with some goofy title like MFP's resident amateur gynecologist or some such.
Chicken0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
You met @senecarr huh?
To be fair, I usually, explicitly avoid saying anything on those threads because I know how odd and unproductive it will be for someone that doesn't have a biological function to tell someone that's lived with for decades how it works. Worst case scenario I get told off, best case I end up with some goofy title like MFP's resident amateur gynecologist or some such.
Chicken
Better than being a shark, I guess.
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tincanonastring wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »
Yeah, I don't need that kind of negativity in my life, either.
Let's start a group of people who think you should always go big or go home when it comes to Ben and Jerry's. I need more positivity in my life.
Listen - if you don't eat the whole pint there's no point. Phish Food forever!!!!!
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fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
You met @senecarr huh?
To be fair, I usually, explicitly avoid saying anything on those threads because I know how odd and unproductive it will be for someone that doesn't have a biological function to tell someone that's lived with for decades how it works. Worst case scenario I get told off, best case I end up with some goofy title like MFP's resident amateur gynecologist or some such.
Chicken
Better than being a shark, I guess.
:huh:
I mean...
Show of hands. Who would rather be a chicken than a shark?0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
You met @senecarr huh?
To be fair, I usually, explicitly avoid saying anything on those threads because I know how odd and unproductive it will be for someone that doesn't have a biological function to tell someone that's lived with for decades how it works. Worst case scenario I get told off, best case I end up with some goofy title like MFP's resident amateur gynecologist or some such.
Chicken
Better than being a shark, I guess.
:huh:
I mean...
Show of hands. Who would rather be a chicken than a shark?
Does this mean you caught me redhanded?0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
You met @senecarr huh?
To be fair, I usually, explicitly avoid saying anything on those threads because I know how odd and unproductive it will be for someone that doesn't have a biological function to tell someone that's lived with for decades how it works. Worst case scenario I get told off, best case I end up with some goofy title like MFP's resident amateur gynecologist or some such.
Chicken
Better than being a shark, I guess.
:huh:
I mean...
Show of hands. Who would rather be a chicken than a shark?
which species of shark would be available to choose? or is it random?0 -
fivethreeone wrote: »fivethreeone wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »DAY 23: OMG I GAINED 4LBS, BETTER ASK THE MFP COMMUNITY IF IT'S NORMAL DURING TOM!
DAY 24: OMG is it normal for men to know more about periods than women??
You met @senecarr huh?
To be fair, I usually, explicitly avoid saying anything on those threads because I know how odd and unproductive it will be for someone that doesn't have a biological function to tell someone that's lived with for decades how it works. Worst case scenario I get told off, best case I end up with some goofy title like MFP's resident amateur gynecologist or some such.
Chicken
Better than being a shark, I guess.
:huh:
I mean...
Show of hands. Who would rather be a chicken than a shark?
which species of shark would be available to choose? or is it random?
I'd hope nursing shark would be an option as they don't use ram ventilation and so they don't need motion to keep breathing.0 -
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