Detox! Ladies Only!

SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
I wonder what the many detox/ cleanse proponents on MFP think about this one:

iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/doctors-have-strongly-warned-against-putting-herb-balls-detox-their-wombs

:D:o:s
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  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    You bet! Please do! I was just trying to fill up my bingo card with the title.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Oh gheeze. Is this a Dr. Oz thing? Sure sounds like it.
  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,033 Member
    Who Ha Herbs? Who knew?!
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    You gotta be kidding me. Someone had to go on and invent the internal douche. Dumb.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I scrolled down to read and this popped out at me:

    "Your uterus isn’t tired or depressed or dirty and your vagina has not misplaced its chakra,"

    That people believe this make me
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  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    Can I do this while steaming my vagina?
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    Not sure I am going to be able to get Steamed Vagina out of my head. Sounds delicious though!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    The fastest way to get guys to a thread is to put "Ladies only!", or "No Women!" if you want to attact a lot of chicks.

    You're just trying to collect men, aren't you?!?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    The fastest way to get guys to a thread is to put "Ladies only!", or "No Women!" if you want to attact a lot of chicks.

    You're just trying to collect men, aren't you?!?

    I agree.... I don't think this was a well thought out plan of hers. She obviously doesn't know MFP... Silly women
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Peter_Brady wrote: »
    Not sure I am going to be able to get Steamed Vagina out of my head. Sounds delicious though!

    im quite curious about steaming vaginas now
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    The fastest way to get guys to a thread is to put "Ladies only!", or "No Women!" if you want to attact a lot of chicks.

    You're just trying to collect men, aren't you?!?

    :wink: you got me!
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Peter_Brady wrote: »
    Not sure I am going to be able to get Steamed Vagina out of my head. Sounds delicious though!

    im quite curious about steaming vaginas now

    I watched one of those reality shows - Sex Sent me to the E.R. A couple came in because her vajayjay was red and burning, but wasn't "burned". Finally she admitted that she had done a va-facial and a steam. They still couldn't figure out the issue, since she wasn't suffering from a steam burn. Finally the husband remembered that the bowl she'd used for her va-facial was the same one he used to prepare the habanero peppers for his chili. :lol:
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Peter_Brady wrote: »
    Not sure I am going to be able to get Steamed Vagina out of my head. Sounds delicious though!

    im quite curious about steaming vaginas now

    I watched one of those reality shows - Sex Sent me to the E.R. A couple came in because her vajayjay was red and burning, but wasn't "burned". Finally she admitted that she had done a va-facial and a steam. They still couldn't figure out the issue, since she wasn't suffering from a steam burn. Finally the husband remembered that the bowl she'd used for her va-facial was the same one he used to prepare the habanero peppers for his chili. :lol:

    still doesn't explain exactly why you would steam your vagina, i need to know this because its an interesting and new topic to me
  • brewingPHX
    brewingPHX Posts: 284 Member
    I suggest using peppermint leaves.
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  • sw33tp3a15
    sw33tp3a15 Posts: 1,674 Member
    Will it leave me smelling like lavender?
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    The fastest way to get guys to a thread is to put "Ladies only!", or "No Women!" if you want to attact a lot of chicks.

    You're just trying to collect men, aren't you?!?

    :wink: you got me!

    Posting in the selfie thread with you sporting those yoga pants would do the trick ;)
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I truly believe that PMS isn't real, kind of like the female orgasm, it's just an excuse for women to act crazy a few days a month and over eat food. That's why women actually complain about weight gain during that time, it has nothing to do with the "hormones". It's because you stuff your face with chocolate!!!!
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    I truly believe that PMS isn't real, kind of like the female orgasm, it's just an excuse for women to act crazy a few days a month and over eat food. That's why women actually complain about weight gain during that time, it has nothing to do with the "hormones". It's because you stuff your face with chocolate!!!!

    ROFL Eric.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do
  • sw33tp3a15
    sw33tp3a15 Posts: 1,674 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.

    Probably gets all the gross wrinkles out!?
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  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    Will it make my vagina young and youthful in appearance?
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.

    Probably gets all the gross wrinkles out!?

    VxRG08JRzDXLq.gif

    Oh. My. God.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    /THREAD
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