Detox! Ladies Only!

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  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    New story line for Orange is the New Black...
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    It classifies as one of the worst things I have ever read on MFP.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...
  • _riddikulus_
    _riddikulus_ Posts: 59 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Sounds yeasty

  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...

    I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Dear odusgolp

    Your application of patent has been received and reviewed. Further documentation is necessary for your application to be considered. Please illustrate the entire process and send it to our review office.

    Sincerely,

    Peter Brady
    United States Patent and Trademark Office
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...

    I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??

    Surely you mean.....Vagan.

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    Well played with your lady fingers!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Mmmm. Steamed vagina with herbs! Can I get this over brown rice?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...

    I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??

    Surely you mean.....Vagan.

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    what a steamy topic this has turned out to be....\m/
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk wrote: »
    Mmmm. Steamed vagina with herbs! Can I get this over brown rice?

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?

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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Finally come to terms with kegels, and now this?!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?

    illtakeboth.gif

    God I love that woman....
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    edited January 2016
    It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?

    illtakeboth.gif

    God I love that woman....

    She looked awfully comfortable with that move. I'm just sayin'....

  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    SaintGiff wrote: »
    It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".

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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SaintGiff wrote: »
    It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".

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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.

    Probably gets all the gross wrinkles out!?

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    So much creepy awesome going on here.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

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