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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do
  • sw33tp3a15
    sw33tp3a15 Posts: 1,674 Member
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    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.

    Probably gets all the gross wrinkles out!?
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
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    Will it make my vagina young and youthful in appearance?
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,671 Member
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    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.

    Probably gets all the gross wrinkles out!?

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    Oh. My. God.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    /THREAD
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,671 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    New story line for Orange is the New Black...
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,671 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    It classifies as one of the worst things I have ever read on MFP.

    latest?cb=20120705231254
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...
  • _riddikulus_
    _riddikulus_ Posts: 59 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Sounds yeasty

  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...

    I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Dear odusgolp

    Your application of patent has been received and reviewed. Further documentation is necessary for your application to be considered. Please illustrate the entire process and send it to our review office.

    Sincerely,

    Peter Brady
    United States Patent and Trademark Office

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