I have a vagina.

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  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    Kangaroos have two vaginas. WHERE DO THEY BELONG? :angry:
    They wouldn't be posting as they can't type due to very small arms / poor dexterity / long claws
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Kangaroos have two vaginas. WHERE DO THEY BELONG? :angry:
    They wouldn't be posting as they can't type due to very small arms / poor dexterity / long claws

    Oh. That sounds reasonable. Carry on.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I suspect you are changing absolutely nothing...

    ...and do you really believe heterosexism/sexism are both more rampant here on MFP than they are on any other internet site? I suspect this is a simple case of you seeing that for which you are looking.

    Did I ever say that these issues are more rampant here than on any other internet site? No? Okay, move on.

    Interesting. So you believe it is rampant everywhere then?

    This just further supports the suspicion shared in the last sentence of my post.

    And on what basis should I "move on"? Because you as OP said so? I suppose this is entirely different than the exclusionary requests of other OPs, right?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    Getting out ALL the Cake cd's.

    Now i want cake.

    Me too. I also want to unwrap some candy.
  • shutupandlift13
    shutupandlift13 Posts: 727 Member
    The mere fact that there are both men and women looking at and posting on this thread negates your argument. In fact those types of titles are likely designed to get people to check them out. you know like posting a thread entitles "I have a vagina". You know that it will attract both sexes an incite exactly what you got here.

    Stop crying and let people do what they want. If they want to post such topics that is their right, just like you. Stop judging and hating just because there are people that don't share your self esteem issues.

    oooooh, salty. This all started when someone actually tried enforcing sex segregation after I commented in one of those threads. I had no problem with the thread itself, and I don't have a problem with those threads in general. They are silly, but there's nothing wrong with that. Most of the internet is silly. But actually thinking that you can enforce the sex segregation, especially when you're not even the OP, well, that's even sillier.

    This thread was meant to be semi-serious. You just took seriousness to new level by thinking that I am hating on anyone. lol You're funny.

    So your post isn't a giant waste of time why?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Only men can respond from this point on. I have designated myself the Official Defender of the Thread Against The Tyranny of Female Organs.

    You are welcome.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    So your post isn't a giant waste of time why?

    Oh no. I knew it would be, and I haven't once stated that it isn't. Cheers.
  • xaMErica
    xaMErica Posts: 284 Member
    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Seriously! I don't usually get snippy on these threads.. but this isn't 'sexist'! There are some issues that MEN will have no understanding of! MEN don't have vaginas, therefore.. they can't share their experience with which tampon they prefer! And I am not a MAN so I have no idea what they are talking about if they pull a penis muscle! GEEZ!

    When I see a topic saying 'LADIES ONLY'.. I expect a period/ tampon/ bra/ underwear question. Not some big sexist thing. Men and WOMEN are different. Our bodies do different things. We face different challenges. Of course its the internet and men will read ladies only posts... no big deal! 'Ladies Only' or 'Men Only' is just a heads up.. this is probably a question that girls might not have experience with.. or men wont.

    Put your big girl panties on and deal.
    BTW: I also have a vag... and I'm not easily offended like some ladies.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    So your post isn't a giant waste of time why?

    Oh no. I knew it would be, and I haven't once stated that it isn't. Cheers.

    Men only.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    Only men can respond from this point on. I have designated myself the Official Defender of the Thread Against The Tyranny of Female Organs.

    You are welcome.

    How about a compromise: only men with a vagina can respond from this point on.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    Only men can respond from this point on. I have designated myself the Official Defender of the Thread Against The Tyranny of Female Organs.

    You are welcome.

    How about a compromise: only men with a vagina can respond from this point on.

    That's not fair. I don't have the money for that surgery and my insurance won't cover it.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Only men can respond from this point on. I have designated myself the Official Defender of the Thread Against The Tyranny of Female Organs.

    You are welcome.

    How about a compromise: only men with a vagina can respond from this point on.

    So now only post op transgendered people should respond? Doesn't this go against what you were saying? Wait...I actually have no idea what you were saying so...carry on. :flowerforyou:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Why is no one respecting my authority?! :sad:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Is this a pattern for OP? Start a thread about a serious topic...about the rampant injustices or oppression or some other bold and grandiose assertion...but then when called on the hypocrisy of it, or when others raise serious rebuttals, claim that those responding are the ones taking it too seriously? And then it's suddenly a lighthearted thread?

    This seems familiar...

    (...but will admit that I could have it wrong and am thinking of someone else on MFP).
  • susannamarie
    susannamarie Posts: 2,148 Member
    Only men can respond from this point on. I have designated myself the Official Defender of the Thread Against The Tyranny of Female Organs.

    You are welcome.

    How about a compromise: only men with a vagina can respond from this point on.

    That's not fair. I don't have the money for that surgery and my insurance won't cover it.

    I'm sure you could borrow one locally, I see ads for that kind of stuff all the time in the personals ...
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    IB4TL! :happy:
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    Only men can respond from this point on. I have designated myself the Official Defender of the Thread Against The Tyranny of Female Organs.

    You are welcome.

    How about a compromise: only men with a vagina can respond from this point on.

    That's not fair. I don't have the money for that surgery and my insurance won't cover it.

    I will gladly by you a vagina. :flowerforyou: Vaginas are great. Everybody should have one. :laugh:
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    YTvjRjI.jpg

    BAHAHAHAHA
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I'm worried that if I lift weights my vagina will get bulky and look manly, like a man vagina.
  • shutupandlift13
    shutupandlift13 Posts: 727 Member
    I'm worried that if I lift weights my vagina will get bulky and look manly, like a man vagina.

    I've heard your vagina will just fall right off if you lift too heavy.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    I'm worried that if I lift weights my vagina will get bulky and look manly, like a man vagina.

    Only if you lift the heavy ones, and then you also risk sprouting a penis. Be careful. :flowerforyou: Then again you might just end up with the ability to lift heavy WITH your vagina like the Russian woman who can lift a 30 lb kettleball using only her vag. O_O
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    The fact that I have a vagina is not going to keep me from posting in the heterosexist threads that are titled with 'men, what do you think?', 'Guys only.', or any other similar titles. Those are not titles that somehow magically keep women from entering. Also, when I see a thread that says 'women only' or something similar I just expect there to be men commenting in the thread. This is the internet, and this is how it has been for quite some time now. Usually there's not a problem with this because it's simply what most long-time internet users expect.

    So, I will keep commenting in the threads that ask men what they are attracted to because amazingly I am a vagina-having person attracted to other vagina-having persons and some of what I am attracted to men are also. My opinion is not made irrelevant simply because I have a vagina or because I like other vaginas.

    Or should MFP start enforcing sex segregation in those threads? What if someone were to post a thread with 'White opinions only!' as the thread title and a black person commented? Should we have skin colour segregation as well?

    How do you feel about the heterosexist threads that are so common in the MFP chit chat forum? Do you have a problem with someone posting in a thread if they are of the opposite sex the OP is requesting opinions from? Why? Why not?

    Have a brilliant day.

    Cheers,

    Candy

    Edit: typo

    :noway: uh, ok :flowerforyou:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Oh, please! I know I can't grow a penis without taking hormones. But, lifting weights could make my vagina look manly. That could happen! :wink:
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I shouldn't be here because I'm a cis-hetero, but I felt it okay since I also have a vagina. I also don't see the OP's point other than attention-seeking and/or s**t-disturbing.

    EDIT: stupid fat fingers not using proper keys.

    Yes, you nailed it! Good job.

    goldstarsticker2.jpg

    Fat fingers = well hung ;) congrats.

    Good know. Welcome to my list of special people I never want to read posts from again. :flowerforyou:
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    I shouldn't be here because I'm a cis-hetero, but I felt it okay since I also have a vagina. I also don't see the OP's point other than attention-seeking and/or s**t-disturbing.

    EDIT: stupid fat fingers not using proper keys.

    Yes, you nailed it! Good job.

    goldstarsticker2.jpg

    Fat fingers = well hung ;) congrats.

    Good know. Welcome to my list of special people I never want to read posts from again. :flowerforyou:

    I'm sure I will feel cosy on your ignore list. :) Cheers.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    Oh, please! I know I can't grow a penis without taking hormones. But, lifting weights could make my vagina look manly. That could happen! :wink:

    Hmmmmmm, I am sure your mangina would still be lovely.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Oh, please! I know I can't grow a penis without taking hormones. But, lifting weights could make my vagina look manly. That could happen! :wink:

    Hmmmmmm, I am sure your mangina would still be lovely.

    Thanks!

    Edit...oh no is this how the thread is going to end. :blushing: :ohwell: :laugh:
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    I can't decide whether to post Buffalo Bill or Old Gregg mangina gif....
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    i dont care.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    I can't decide whether to post Buffalo Bill or Old Gregg mangina gif....

    Buffalo Bill!!
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