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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    my cat just stuck her arm into my water glass and scooped out a drink. Why can't she drink her own water.

    do you really expect us to believe that you're drinking just water... instead of mamma's lil' helper?
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    my cat just stuck her arm into my water glass and scooped out a drink. Why can't she drink her own water.

    do you really expect us to believe that you're drinking just water... instead of mamma's lil' helper?

    Dude, I have five kids....IF i could get away with drinking mama's lil helper...you better damn believe it that I would...but I have to drive them EVERYWHERE so I can't. Thats what xanax is for.

    5 kids?

    dang... I reckon that you can sleep when you're dead; hang in there
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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    Esmama12 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse is all about cardio. Which is why it's my worst nightmare. I don't do jogging.

    I know. Its my number one motivation when I run.

    What about the really fast zombies? Or just finding slower people to hang out with? I'll be taking the stockpile of weapons and ammo approach.

    There are no fast zombies. We are talking about traditional slow zombies where running into hordes and getting trapped or surrounded is the biggest issue.

    What about the 28 Days Later zombies? They were pretty dang fast.

    I'm discounting all zombies that run fast. Zombies are stiff from Rigor Mortis, so only zombies based off of Night Of The Living Dead.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Yeah otherwise they're zoombies

    zoombies? yeah... I like it.

    the fast zombies (zoombies) are scarier than the slow ones
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Yeah otherwise they're zoombies

    Yes, let it be known, that on September 29, 2016 4:29 PM UTC that any quick undead will be hence forth known as Zoombies.
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  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    unless told , deaf people wod be unaware that farts make a sound
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I assume deaf people don't understand why a fart is funny.

  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    rigor is a temporary condition...and yes fast movers would definitely put a kink in the survival tactics... ala world war Z... the BEST tactic... move North to a 4 season climate... dig in and stockpile for underground living during the "warm season" then come winter stack and rack em then light them up. and in your off time... build a compound and fend off the living. in a SHTF scenario a zombie is just a regular guy out to find food for his kid.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    edited September 2016
    [[ rigor is a temporary condition...and yes fast movers would definitely put a kink in the survival tactics... ala world war Z... the BEST tactic... move North to a 4 season climate... dig in and stockpile for underground living during the "warm season" then come winter stack and rack em then light them up. and in your off time... build a compound and fend off the living. in a SHTF scenario a zombie is just a regular guy out to find food for his kid. ]]

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    you've thought about this, haven't you?
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    All this zombie talk ..must be an american thing pfft no worries here mate..something deadly will get them long before they get to me ..Gotta love Australia what don't kill ya ..well don't kill ya ..thats it.
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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    Of all the millions of people in the USA available for possibly the most important job in the world it comes down to these two? Really?
    I mean really? Unbelievable!
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    Of all the millions of people in the USA available for possibly the most important job in the world it comes down to these two? Really?
    I mean really? Unbelievable!

    how many different thread are you going to post the same comment?
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  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    ChrisNels1 wrote: »
    Remember, it's always later than you think.

    No

    Time creeps by like crazy
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I wish I had a robot. I would name him Pedro.

    I'd vote for him

    Best laugh I have had all day. Thanks.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I love Jimmy John's unwiches but why oh why do they have to be so messy.
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