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  • SirMxyzptlkSirMxyzptlk Posts: 870Member Member Posts: 870Member Member
    Smart phones are only as smart as the person operating them.
    In fact, many are not that smart.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 30,094Member Member Posts: 30,094Member Member
    If you say hi to someone named jack, they have technically been hijacked.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 7,523Member, Premium Member Posts: 7,523Member, Premium Member
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 7,523Member, Premium Member Posts: 7,523Member, Premium Member
  • DFTNickiDFTNicki Posts: 138Member Member Posts: 138Member Member
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    I could be doing the pilates I had planned but instead, I'm making myself feel pretty...haha
  • DansfightforlifeDansfightforlife Posts: 111Member Member Posts: 111Member Member
    Do we really need a federal postal service? 90% or more of my mail goes right into the garbage, most of my important correspondence occurs via email, and for the stuff that must be mailed we have UPS, fedex etc. and in some cases even amazon.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 30,094Member Member Posts: 30,094Member Member
    Ironically a blind person has less chance of walking into a glass door.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 30,094Member Member Posts: 30,094Member Member
    Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 30,094Member Member Posts: 30,094Member Member
    The rich used to pay peasants to entertain them and now the peasants pay the rich to entertain them.
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 2,497Member Member Posts: 2,497Member Member
    the dress code in my ideal cult would prolly be that we all wore similar plain clothing like light flowy white peasant dresses and go barefoot and men could wear old jeans and tees or worn button downs
  • MistressSaraMistressSara Posts: 2,347Member Member Posts: 2,347Member Member
    the dress code in my ideal cult would prolly be that we all wore similar plain clothing like light flowy white peasant dresses and go barefoot and men could wear old jeans and tees or worn button downs

    I love that you’ve thought about this. Is it warm on your compound? I like flowy dresses until it’s snowing.
  • quirozj6598quirozj6598 Posts: 4Member Member Posts: 4Member Member
    Stop, drop, shut'em down
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 30,094Member Member Posts: 30,094Member Member
    All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 30,094Member Member Posts: 30,094Member Member
    There eventually comes a day when you realize that the lower bunk is superior.
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 842Member Member Posts: 842Member Member
    we can only live our own unique life, we can't live with the pleasures or the hardships of someone else
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Posts: 13,434Member Member Posts: 13,434Member Member
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 842Member Member Posts: 842Member Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
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    i'm bored of the local host!
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 842Member Member Posts: 842Member Member
    if something can be enjoyed by everyone, than that thing is impossible to be childish
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 30,094Member Member Posts: 30,094Member Member
    People often say "Break a leg" before a movie audition so that you end up in the cast.
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