Random Thought For the Day

redneck8814 · February 21, 2019 4:23AM

Since today's hump day and it didn't rain is it a dry hump day?

yukfoo · February 21, 2019 5:15AM

honeybee__12 wrote: »

... but whips and chains excite me!!

honeybee__12 · February 21, 2019 5:27AM

yukfoo wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

... but whips and chains excite me!!

cee134 · February 21, 2019 1:55PM

The word “Ohio” is just two “O’s” saying hi to each other.

honeybee__12 · February 21, 2019 5:31PM

SirMxyzptlk · February 21, 2019 10:32PM

Smart phones are only as smart as the person operating them.
In fact, many are not that smart.

cee134 · February 22, 2019 2:51PM

If you say hi to someone named jack, they have technically been hijacked.

honeybee__12 · February 22, 2019 5:12PM

honeybee__12 · February 22, 2019 9:27PM

honeybee__12 · February 23, 2019 2:35PM

DFTNicki · February 23, 2019 3:40PM

I could be doing the pilates I had planned but instead, I'm making myself feel pretty...haha

Dansfightforlife · February 23, 2019 7:53PM

Do we really need a federal postal service? 90% or more of my mail goes right into the garbage, most of my important correspondence occurs via email, and for the stuff that must be mailed we have UPS, fedex etc. and in some cases even amazon.

cee134 · February 25, 2019 3:33PM

Ironically a blind person has less chance of walking into a glass door.

cee134 · February 25, 2019 3:34PM

Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked.

cee134 · February 26, 2019 2:26PM

The rich used to pay peasants to entertain them and now the peasants pay the rich to entertain them.

BigQ76 · February 27, 2019 2:58AM

Stop, drop, shut'em down

cee134 · February 27, 2019 1:59PM

All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.

cee134 · February 27, 2019 2:02PM

There eventually comes a day when you realize that the lower bunk is superior.

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