Random Thought For the Day

cee134 · February 7, 2019 3:50PM

Maroon 5 is what a pumpkin spiced latte would sound like if it started a band.

thepainmaker88 · February 7, 2019 3:53PM

Whoever proof read Hitlers speeches must have been a grammar Nazi

cee134 · February 7, 2019 3:54PM

87.3 percent of the world's population will believe any oddly specific statistic you give them.

thepainmaker88 · February 7, 2019 3:55PM

cee134 wrote: »

87.3 percent of the world's population will believe any oddly specific statistic you give them.

This feels like a trap

cee134 · February 8, 2019 2:30PM

Fitted sheets are the USBs of bedding. There's only 2 orientations, but it takes three tries to line up with the orientation of the bed.

wanderingarcher · February 8, 2019 9:34PM

Does anyone on earth look great in a swim cap?

guil0095 · February 8, 2019 9:37PM

Why is it that when everything is going great in life, something in your house has to break?

honeybee__12 · February 9, 2019 1:49AM

trumpet38 · February 9, 2019 2:13AM

Wibble, Wibble, I'm a teapot....

honeybee__12 · February 10, 2019 8:04PM

cee134 · February 11, 2019 2:03PM

We communicate mostly by silently touching glass.

cee134 · February 11, 2019 2:23PM

Gum is basically a chew toy for humans.

Tigg_er · February 11, 2019 2:28PM

honeybee__12 · February 11, 2019 6:49PM

wanderingarcher · February 12, 2019 2:19AM

Why can’t I find a decent LBD in the Bitmoji wardrobe?

cee134 · February 12, 2019 1:32PM

The syllables in “on your mark, get set, go” are a countdown.

honeybee__12 · February 12, 2019 4:18PM

According to a survey in
Mens Journal 17% of Americans sleep naked.
I think they are all members of MFP.

honeybee__12 · February 12, 2019 10:36PM

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