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  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    Clothes get caught in the door handles only when you’re in a bad mood.
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,028Member Member Posts: 2,028Member Member
    when we're certain something is good, sudden uncertainty feels very uncomfortable and frustrating


    you can't have just one friend
    edited May 1
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Posts: 15,265Member Member Posts: 15,265Member Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    Budgeting is the act of choosing between having fun and having funds.
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 3,933Member Member Posts: 3,933Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
    imagine if the silverware moaned while you were washing it

    i’m dying 😂😂😂
    edited May 2
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    Being in a relationship is solving problems together. Problems you wouldn't have if you were single.
  • davemacdonald31davemacdonald31 Posts: 193Member Member Posts: 193Member Member
    It's such a shame the families have to be torn apart...…...by rabid wolves.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    Trying to carry everything in one trip is working hard to be lazy.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    The only reason why the tower of Pisa is popular is because it is a failure.
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,028Member Member Posts: 2,028Member Member
    Could there potentially be extraterrestrial coffee?
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    The first ever plastic bag it's still out there.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    "Family owned and operated" makes a monarchy sound a lot friendlier.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    No one actually believes in the 5 second rule, we just all use it as an acceptable excuse to eat food off the floor.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,939Member Member Posts: 32,939Member Member
    A spoiler about The Avengers movie.
    Would a Narcissist have to sacrifice themself in order to get the soul stone?
    edited May 7
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,927Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,927Member, Premium Member
    This cat is more adept at selfies than I am.

    ln24d6hmdgqp.jpeg
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,028Member Member Posts: 2,028Member Member
    This cat is more adept at selfies than I am.

    ln24d6hmdgqp.jpeg
    I love these pics
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,927Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,927Member, Premium Member
    Humming like a bee,
    is no one on the same frequency?
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,028Member Member Posts: 2,028Member Member
    true confidence is not needing to prove your confidence
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