Random Thought For the Day

tmanfive

Dude, overworking contractors, just because they are contractors, is a douche move.

Hire him so he can get overtime.

honey_honey_12

Since my revelation that I am much more overweight than I thought, all I think about is food. 🙄😖
My favorite restaurant, prime beef. 🤤



They take this,

And turn it into this,

The Filet is my favorite.

tmanfive

honey_honey_12 wrote: »

Since my revelation that I am much more overweight than I thought, all I think about is food. 🙄😖
My favorite restaurant, prime beef. 🤤



They take this,

And turn it into this,

The Filet is my favorite.

Good Lawd. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

They have a special, leather bound, whiskey menu don’t they?

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Thoin

Mrrerryt

Fank thuck it's Friday

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MelG7777

It’s possible I know what happened to that pole.

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ReenieHJ

6th_time_is_the_charm wrote: »

There's a 2'x2' patch of dirt by my porch, surrounded by sidewalk. I wanted to plant sunflowers there, and when I went to till it, I noticed a couple of chipmunk holes, so I left it alone. A couple of days later, I saw said chipmunks eating at my birdfeeder. Yesterday, I noticed some sunflower stalks and leaves mixed in with the weeds in that 2x2 patch. I pulled all of the weeds and I now have 17 sunflowers growing there. I feel like a Disney princess.

That's a whole lot of sunflowers in a 2' sq. patch. I planted sunflowers last year and love them, didn't plant any this year and kinda wish I had. Hardest part for me is getting rid of all the stalks when they're done.

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yukfoo

So if a newly hatched fish, without a yolk sac is called a fry... if they were hatched in the seine river, would they be "French fry's" ?

(omg I need to get a life!!! I'm losing my perspicacity!!)

tmanfive

Dont respond to this. I’m saying just because I need to tell someone…

I’m a *kitten* dick…

I’m sorry I didn’t know. I’m sorry I didn’t stop and help.

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tmanfive

Random thought…

Ol’ boy, you’re a *kitten* douche nozzle.

Just my humble opinion.

JRugg1946

Is it wierd to go
Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

Motorsheen

JRugg1946 wrote: »

Is it wierd to go
Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

sock (L)
sock (R)
shoe (L)
shoe (R)


in this time-tested order.
always and almost always without exception

these are the rules

honey_honey_12

Motorsheen wrote: »

JRugg1946 wrote: »

Is it wierd to go
Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

sock (L)
sock (R)
shoe (L)
shoe (R)


in this time-tested order.
always and almost always without exception

these are the rules

sock (R)
sock (L)
shoe (R)
shoe (L)

There, 😜

Motorsheen

honey_honey_12 wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

JRugg1946 wrote: »

Is it wierd to go
Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

sock (L)
sock (R)
shoe (L)
shoe (R)


in this time-tested order.
always and almost always without exception

these are the rules

sock (R)
sock (L)
shoe (R)
shoe (L)

There, 😜

BraydanTaffy

Jack Handy, 1991...

BraydanTaffy

JRugg1946 wrote: »

Is it wierd to go
Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

I live in Tampa. What is a sock?

Is it some newfangled thing the kids are using these days? Or, another name for ganja?

Kids...

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ReenieHJ

Happy Monday all!! Make it a good day.