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Random Thought For the Day

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  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    edited June 2021
    Dude, overworking contractors, just because they are contractors, is a douche move.

    Hire him so he can get overtime.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
    Since my revelation that I am much more overweight than I thought, all I think about is food. 🙄😖
    My favorite restaurant, prime beef. 🤤
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    They take this,
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    The Filet is my favorite.

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  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    Since my revelation that I am much more overweight than I thought, all I think about is food. 🙄😖
    My favorite restaurant, prime beef. 🤤
    xcsgabd04t73.jpeg
    hfmka81m0wpb.jpeg

    They take this,
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    And turn it into this,
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    The Filet is my favorite.

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    Good Lawd. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

    They have a special, leather bound, whiskey menu don’t they?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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  • Thoin
    Thoin Posts: 961 Member
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  • Mrrerryt
    Mrrerryt Posts: 88 Member
    Fank thuck it's Friday
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    6th_time_is_the_charm wrote: »
    There's a 2'x2' patch of dirt by my porch, surrounded by sidewalk. I wanted to plant sunflowers there, and when I went to till it, I noticed a couple of chipmunk holes, so I left it alone. A couple of days later, I saw said chipmunks eating at my birdfeeder. Yesterday, I noticed some sunflower stalks and leaves mixed in with the weeds in that 2x2 patch. I pulled all of the weeds and I now have 17 sunflowers growing there. I feel like a Disney princess.

    That's a whole lot of sunflowers in a 2' sq. patch. :) I planted sunflowers last year and love them, didn't plant any this year and kinda wish I had. Hardest part for me is getting rid of all the stalks when they're done. :(
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
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  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    Random thought…

    Ol’ boy, you’re a *kitten* douche nozzle.

    Just my humble opinion.
  • JRugg1946
    JRugg1946 Posts: 58 Member
    edited June 2021
    Is it wierd to go
    Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
    or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    JRugg1946 wrote: »
    Is it wierd to go
    Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
    or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

    sock (L)
    sock (R)
    shoe (L)
    shoe (R)


    in this time-tested order.
    always and almost always without exception

    these are the rules
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,254 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    JRugg1946 wrote: »
    Is it wierd to go
    Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
    or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

    sock (L)
    sock (R)
    shoe (L)
    shoe (R)


    in this time-tested order.
    always and almost always without exception

    these are the rules

    sock (R)
    sock (L)
    shoe (R)
    shoe (L)

    There, 😜
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    JRugg1946 wrote: »
    Is it wierd to go
    Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
    or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

    sock (L)
    sock (R)
    shoe (L)
    shoe (R)


    in this time-tested order.
    always and almost always without exception

    these are the rules

    sock (R)
    sock (L)
    shoe (R)
    shoe (L)

    There, 😜

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  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    edited June 2021
    Jack Handy, 1991...

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  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    JRugg1946 wrote: »
    Is it wierd to go
    Sock, shoe, sock shoe.
    or sock, sock then shoe, shoe?

    I live in Tampa. What is a sock?

    Is it some newfangled thing the kids are using these days? Or, another name for ganja?

    Kids...

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    Happy Monday all!! Make it a good day. :)

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